apparently
apparently
boner
boner
Drugs
Drugs
Fall
Fall
Food
Food
Fresh
Fresh
Fucking
Fucking
head
head
Life
Life
Massage
Massage
Money
Money
old man
old man
Pressure
Pressure
shit
shit
shower
shower
Smell
Smell
The Worst
The Worst
Sublime
Sublime
Work
Work
Anal
Anal
Bible
Bible
Blue
Blue
Brain
Brain
Chess
Chess
Chicken
Chicken
Coffee
Coffee
Diabetes
Diabetes
Free
Free
Game
Game
Good
Good
Hair
Hair
Help
Help
Home
Home
Hospital
Hospital
Hotel
Hotel
House
House
Laptop
Laptop
Live
Live
Nails
Nails
Quite
Quite
Search
Search
Snake
Snake
Time
Time
Tylenol
Tylenol
Vagina
Vagina
Walgreens
Walgreens
World
World
Yeast Infection
Yeast Infection
Husband
Husband
Fat
Fat
Old
Old
Physical
Physical
Chair
Chair
Doubt
Doubt
Hope
Hope
Impossibility
Impossibility
Lying
Lying
Peace
Peace
Preacher
Preacher
The Filth
The Filth
Thought
Thought
Waiting...
Waiting...
Drug
Drug
All The
All The
Back
Back
Been
Been
how
how
feet
feet
arms
arms
got
got
stroke
stroke
her
her
dark
dark
blood
blood
yes
yes
eye
eye
no doubt
no doubt
south carolina
south carolina
human
human
the strokes
the strokes
horror
horror
fall out
fall out
torn
torn
rancid
rancid
deep
deep
foot
foot
next
next
yeast
yeast
arm
arm
inch
inch
dry shampoo
dry shampoo
breast
breast
who
who
nightmare
nightmare
obesity
obesity
gone
gone
buried
buried
big
big
him
him
can
can
raw
raw
grow
grow
one
one
jelly
jelly
ultrasound
ultrasound
powder
powder
one day
one day
tools
tools
major
major
third day
third day
curling
curling
down
down
vaginal yeast infection
vaginal yeast infection
skin
skin
daisy
daisy
equilibrium
equilibrium
the dark
the dark
heels
heels
dirt
dirt
lift
lift
feast
feast
overgrowth
overgrowth
strokes
strokes
basic
basic
man
man
open
open
imagine
imagine
goop
goop
knowing
knowing
breasts
breasts
three
three
day
day
carolina
carolina
cellphone
cellphone
petroleum
petroleum
will
will
shampoo
shampoo
mrs
mrs
she
she
bow
bow
window
window
function
function
think
think
cap
cap
pocket
pocket
crown
crown
own
own
did
did
them
them
all
all
first
first
the world
the world
the original
the original
make
make
strep
strep
they
they
check
check
park
park
elbow
elbow
new
new
you
you
tongue
tongue
inflammation
inflammation
onslaught
onslaught
system
system
chewy
chewy
shirt
shirt
inside
inside
now
now
icu
icu
nervous system
nervous system
chicken breast
chicken breast
person
person
series
series
lie
lie
stay
stay
the time
the time
town
town
feces
feces
vast
vast
what
what
quarter
quarter
graveyard
graveyard
germs
germs
south
south
notes
notes
lady
lady
blood clots
blood clots
still
still
made
made
bow tie
bow tie
for
for
months
months
calling
calling
normal
normal
goo
goo
the house
the house
spread
spread
admission
admission
fingernails
fingernails
mozzarella
mozzarella
prosperity
prosperity
toxin
toxin
petroleum jelly
petroleum jelly
object
object
emotional abuse
emotional abuse
the horrors
the horrors
pons
pons
gross
gross
cradle cap
cradle cap
handsome
handsome
massive
massive
intermittent
intermittent
loaded
loaded
powder blue
powder blue
crisp
crisp
lose
lose
dry
dry
pompadour
pompadour
fifteen
fifteen
heading
heading
pts
pts
fatal
fatal
look
look
relentless
relentless
this
this
the room
the room
get
get
of course
of course
really
really
relationship
relationship
clean
clean
couple
couple
broke
broke
hate
hate
like
like
sure
sure
right
right
everywhere
everywhere
bed
bed
worst
worst
nothing
nothing
people
people
imagine if you will
imagine if you will
do you
do you
what do
what do
quick
quick
full
full
well
well
find
find
such
such
find a
find a
caps
caps
room
room
yellow
yellow
tear
tear
dying
dying
stubborn
stubborn
probably
probably
just
just
enough
enough
whatever
whatever
though
though
anything
anything
then
then
finally
finally
embarrassing
embarrassing
possible
possible
familiar
familiar
because
because
end
end
nervous
nervous
curls
curls
acceptable
acceptable
swollen
swollen
might
might
bubbly
bubbly
and then
and then
filth
filth
went
went
hag
hag
squalor
squalor
drove
drove
away
away
breathing
breathing
usual
usual
panicked
panicked
including
including
shut
shut
expected
expected
gonna
gonna
terrified
terrified
arrived
arrived
choked
choked
bedridden
bedridden
annoy
annoy
admittedly
admittedly
fairly
fairly
i hate
i hate
slept
slept
peeking
peeking
let me
let me
pay for it
pay for it
i got
i got
now you know
now you know
truckin
truckin
wiping
wiping
what do you
what do you
seemed
seemed
stopping
stopping
drenched
drenched
shed
shed
thoroughly
thoroughly
sty
sty
same
same
forty
forty
gnarly
gnarly
shift
shift
thick
thick
intense
intense
their
their
catastrophic
catastrophic
terrible
terrible
matter
matter
feelings
feelings
abandon
abandon
although
although
blithe
blithe
literal
literal
tremendously
tremendously
shattered
shattered
bottle
bottle
refuse
refuse
rot
rot
crust
crust
accents
accents
meticulously
meticulously
filthy
filthy
actual
actual
tissue
tissue
rolling
rolling
were
were
potentially
potentially
peri
peri
fingers
fingers
wandering
wandering
there
there
squeaky
squeaky
abode
abode
quoted
quoted
happen
happen
floating
floating
began
began
vein
vein
verses
verses
abuse
abuse
too
too
fact
fact
hard on
hard on
further
further
diagnosis
diagnosis
you know what
you know what
edges
edges
minute
minute
maintaining
maintaining
through
through
talons
talons
scabs
scabs
almost
 almost
no
 no
called
 called
care
 care
things
 things
hours
 hours
hard
 hard
mouth
 mouth
way
 way
come
 come
know
 know
left
 left
place
 place
days
 days
understand
 understand
said
 said
years
 years
like that
 like that
seconds
 seconds
tie
 tie
risk
 risk
dont
 dont
none
 none
toes
 toes
legs
 legs
knees
 knees
catch
 catch
grave
 grave
again
 again
pukes
 pukes
apron
 apron
small
 small
certain
 certain
totally
 totally
patches
 patches
soaking
 soaking
gave up
 gave up
strange
 strange
pillows
 pillows
contact
 contact
armpits
 armpits
starting
 starting
husbands
 husbands
gonna do
 gonna do
cleaning
 cleaning
scripture
 scripture
consuming
 consuming
seventies
 seventies
scrubbing
 scrubbing
collected
 collected
must have
 must have
completely
 completely
not really
 not really
hotel room
 hotel room
i dont even
 i dont even
on your feet
 on your feet
on the floor
 on the floor
worst things
 worst things
a-few-days
a-few-days
i-didnt-know
i-didnt-know
out
out
over
over
stripping
stripping
come-home
come-home
Grown
Grown
Vomit
Vomit
Annoy Me
Annoy Me
Lay In Bed
Lay In Bed
Yellow Shit
Yellow Shit
That Though
That Though
Grundle
Grundle
Melted
Melted
Cheesier
Cheesier
Emotional
Emotional
Flat
Flat
Little
Little
Leave
Leave
The Crown
The Crown
And
And
Other
Other
You Know
You Know
Body
Body
Jeeze
Jeeze
Blobs
Blobs
Cant
Cant
Creamy
Creamy
Raging
Raging
When
When
Breathe
Breathe
Illness
Illness
Awful
Awful
A Lot
A Lot
Killing
Killing
Actually
Actually
Repeated
Repeated
Eye Rolling
Eye Rolling
Dont Even
Dont Even
Older
Older
That
That
Behavior
Behavior
Dangerous
Dangerous
Waiting Room
Waiting Room
But
But
Not
Not
Pat
Pat
Cut
Cut
Tech
Tech
Where
Where
Barely
Barely
In Bed
In Bed
When He
When He
Healing
Healing
You Are
You Are
Original
Original
You Lose
You Lose
What Do You Do
What Do You Do
The
The
The First
The First
A Good
A Good
From
From
Fixed
Fixed
Buy
Buy
Patients
Patients
Well Now
Well Now
Same Shirt
Same Shirt
Get Help
Get Help
Make You
Make You
Your
Your
I Have
I Have
Report
Report
Save
Save
Its
Its
Part
Part
Status
Status
You Do
You Do
Every
Every
To Look
To Look
Eighties
Eighties
No Pressure
No Pressure
Really Big
Really Big
Weeks
Weeks
Infection
Infection
Keeping
Keeping
Few
Few
Check Out
Check Out
Beanpole
Beanpole
And One
And One
Ate
Ate
The Shit
The Shit
Normal Person
Normal Person
Afterthought
Afterthought
Very
Very
Suspected
Suspected
Towels
Towels
Without
Without
Washed
Washed
Múltiple
Múltiple
Entertained
Entertained
While
While
Didnt
Didnt
Damaged
Damaged
Start
Start
After
After
Wash
Wash
After You
After You
For Him
For Him
Soaked
Soaked
Blankets
Blankets
Row
Row
Clocked
Clocked
Had To
Had To
Know What
Know What
Behind
Behind
Scrubbed
Scrubbed
I Dont
I Dont
Was
Was
With
With
Takes
Takes
Mouth Shut
Mouth Shut
Figured Out
Figured Out
Let
Let
Receive
Receive
Found
Found
In A
In A
Should
Should
Are
Are
Have
Have
Material
Material
Poorly
Poorly
Four
Four
If You
If You
In The Dark
In The Dark
Continued
Continued
Had
Had
Showed
Showed
Replaced
Replaced
When I
When I
Also
Also
Put
Put
Seizing
Seizing
Floor
Floor
Not Really Sure
Not Really Sure
Eaten
Eaten
Gave
Gave
Blew
Blew
Septic
Septic
Handy
Handy
Put It
Put It
The Floor
The Floor
Imagine If
Imagine If
The Smell
The Smell
Pay
Pay
Keep
Keep
Bible Verses
Bible Verses
Which
Which
Only
Only
About
About
Beginning
Beginning
Tpa
Tpa
Process
Process
Between
Between
Since
Since
Severe
Severe
Ulcers
Ulcers
Beaumont
Beaumont
Lot
Lot
Often
Often
Before
Before
Most
Most
Applied
Applied
Beneath
Beneath
Chatted
Chatted
Figured
Figured
Must
Must
Someones
Someones
The Preacher
The Preacher
That You Are
That You Are
Snake Tongue
Snake Tongue
Vaginal
Vaginal
Yourself
Yourself
Expect
Expect
Injuries
Injuries
Tell
Tell
Deeply
Deeply
Overcome
Overcome
Than
Than
Wounds
Wounds
Suggesting
Suggesting
Absent
Absent
Given
Given
Started
Started
Along
Along
Even
Even
His
His
Happily
Happily
Some
Some
Lay
Lay
Crossed
Crossed
Course
Course
Could
Could
It Was
It Was
Having
Having
A Few
A Few
Anticipate
Anticipate
Besides
Besides
Bit
Bit
Devoted
Devoted
Less
Less
One Of Them
One Of Them
Squeaky Clean
Squeaky Clean
The Same
The Same
The Snake
The Snake
Tweed
Tweed
Worked
Worked
If She
If She
A Lot Of
A Lot Of
A Quarter
A Quarter
And Over
And Over
And Then They
And Then They
Any
Any
Area
Area
Big Lady
Big Lady
Brain Function
Brain Function
Cant Get
Cant Get
Chunks
Chunks
Clocked Out
Clocked Out
Colonies
Colonies
Conditioner
Conditioner
Convinced
Convinced
Covered In
Covered In
Didnt Know
Didnt Know
Enabling
Enabling
Entirely Possible
Entirely Possible
Entirely
Entirely
First Day
First Day
First Shift
First Shift
Fresh As A Daisy
Fresh As A Daisy
Fucking Up
Fucking Up
Functions
Functions
Fungus
Fungus
Got Her
Got Her
Graveyard Of
Graveyard Of
Gross Me Out
Gross Me Out
He Left Us
He Left Us
He Went
He Went
Heading Out
Heading Out
Home From Work
Home From Work
Human Again
Human Again
I Didnt
I Didnt
Im Not
Im Not
Im Sure
Im Sure
Imagine That
Imagine That
In The Hospital
In The Hospital
In The
In The
Into
Into
Is A
Is A
Just Ate
Just Ate
Killed
Killed
Landed
Landed
Like A
Like A
Longer
Longer
Look Like
Look Like
Melts
Melts
Not A
Not A
Out Of
Out Of
Pay For
Pay For
Places
Places
Pupil
Pupil
Raw Chicken
Raw Chicken
Six
Six
A Couple
A Couple
A Couple Of
A Couple Of
A Flat
A Flat
Abdominal
Abdominal
Additionally
Additionally
After All
After All
All Over
All Over
Anal Area
Anal Area
Antifungal
Antifungal
Any Other
Any Other
Beneat
Beneat
Youd
Youd
Arteries
Arteries
Assumed
Assumed
At All
At All
Bedpan
Bedpan
Bedside
Bedside
By Blood
By Blood
By The Time
By The Time
Civilian
Civilian
Clot
Clot
Come After
Come After
Constantly
Constantly
Controlled
Controlled
Couldnt
Couldnt
Cradle
Cradle
Despite
Despite
Devastating
Devastating
Developed
Developed
Down To
Down To
Downtime
Downtime
Each
Each
Effectively
Effectively
Embroidered
Embroidered
End With
End With
Equally
Equally
Even Though
Even Though
Fecal
Fecal
Filled
Filled
Formed
Formed
Freely
Freely
Gravelly
Gravelly
Grow Out
Grow Out
Hadnt
Hadnt
Happen To
Happen To
Hed
Hed
Herself
Herself
Hospitalization
Hospitalization
In Peace
In Peace
In Search Of
In Search Of
In Town
In Town
Inoffensive
Inoffensive
Isnt
Isnt
Kept
Kept
Layer
Layer
Leave In
Leave In
Likely
Likely
Manage
Manage
Near
Near
Nether
Nether
No Object
No Object
Nutritional
Nutritional
On Contact
On Contact
Or Some Such
Or Some Such
Out To
Out To
Over And Over
Over And Over
Overgrown
Overgrown
Peppery
Peppery
Perfectly
Perfectly
Pigtailed
Pigtailed
Plantation
Plantation
Pubic
Pubic
Purulent
Purulent
Regularly
Regularly
Relatively
Relatively
Responsive
Responsive
Scalp
Scalp
Shuddering
Shuddering
Skin On
Skin On
Snaggled
Snaggled
Softened
Softened
Stay On
Stay On
Subcutaneous
Subcutaneous
The Most
The Most
The Quick
The Quick
The Sublime
The Sublime
Third
Third
To Think
To Think
Trimming
Trimming
Jackets
Jackets
Wearing
Wearing
Covered
Covered
Youve
Youve
Showed Up
Showed Up
You Can
You Can
Would
Would
Accounts
Accounts
To Go
To Go
Sweeter Than
Sweeter Than
Hate Having
Hate Having
Folds
Folds
Who Wears
Who Wears
Until
Until
Stayed
Stayed
Yes It
Yes It
Things That
Things That
Me
Me
Think That
Think That
Was A
Was A
She Did
She Did
Her Legs
Her Legs
Time I
Time I
My
My
He Had
He Had
Puts
Puts
Years Old
Years Old
After He
After He
Corners
Corners
Rivers
Rivers
Her Head
Her Head
Us
Us
Im
Im
Wouldnt
Wouldnt
Like It
Like It
Because I
Because I
This Could
This Could
Wears
Wears
Tell Her
Tell Her
Would Do
Would Do
She Was
She Was
Grabbed
Grabbed
Bits
Bits
911
911
Returned
Returned
She Had
She Had
They Were
They Were
He Was
He Was
We Have
We Have
Looked
Looked
Visible
Visible
Then I
Then I
That I
That I
His Mouth
His Mouth
Would Be
Would Be
Busting
Busting
You Will
You Will
Yelled
Yelled
Barbers
Barbers
Her Hair
Her Hair
Me Out
Me Out
When They
When They
Under
Under
At
At
They Killed
They Killed
That Even
That Even
Reminding
Reminding
Resembled
Resembled
Demands
Demands
Horrors
Horrors
But He
But He
Then They
Then They
Some Of
Some Of
Her Right
Her Right
Even Have
Even Have
Sure But
Sure But
Smell Like
Smell Like
End Of
End Of
Helped
Helped
Gave Her
Gave Her
World Was
World Was
Her Own
Her Own
As We
As We
Have Been
Have Been
Stains
Stains
Only Hope
Only Hope
Me Get
Me Get
We Were
We Were
They Make
They Make
Shoved
Shoved
That He
That He
Discovered
Discovered
Somebodys
Somebodys
To Find
To Find
Care That
Care That
If He
If He
Without Knowing
Without Knowing
So He
So He
A
A
It
It
Texts
Texts
He Texts
He Texts
funny memes
funny memes
Dopl3R
Dopl3R
He Calls
He Calls
crazy
crazy
Says He
Says He
He Loves
He Loves
Bae
Bae
dank
dank

No not a vaginal yeast infection although I'm sure she had a bit of that too A blood yeast infection They had eaten their way into her vasculature through her skin and wandered free in her blood-which was no doubt sweeter than it should have been since her diabetes was poorly controlled They had it seemed formed colonies in the dark rivers of her arteries and grown there in peace and prosperity until chunks of them broke away and floated free in search of new places to live Imagine if you will that you are a big lady A really big lady in her seventies Your husband is a mustachioed beanpole of an old man who wears tweed jackets with elbow patches and can barely lift his bow-tie to put it on before heading out to the park for some chess You've probably figured out by now that I have intense feelings about keeping my pts clean That first shift I bathed her over and over wiping and soaking and soaping and scrubbing I got all the shit and most of the yeast by the time I clocked out Over the next few shifts in a row I got her clean I soaked scrubbed cut and filed her nails trimming away the snake-tongue overgrowth of quick-skin with a lot of shuddering and stopping to breathe I didn't know the skin under your fingernails could grow out like that admittedly I keep my fingernails trimmed to the quick and meticulously hedged for hangnails because I hate having fingernails at all They make handy little tools sure but they make you pay for it in collected dirt and germs torn skin edges and snaggled corners that catch and tear My fingernails are fairly inoffensive-I don't even have semilunes-but they still annoy me regularly and the thought of thick yellow shit-crusted hag-talons with chewy curls of quick-skin peeking out from beneat well now you know what it takes to gross me out Now imagine that you fall out of your chair one day and can't get yourself back on your feet Even your husband's help isn't quite enough What do you do? If you said anything besides stay on the floor for six months you will probably understand the sublime horror with which I began that nightmare admission Chunks of yeast floating free Yes it looked like the fatal strokes were caused by septic yeast emboli not by blood clots Her brain was choked by wandering blobs of fungus They ate her and then they killed her CShe's very stubborn said her husband She thought it would be embarrassing She wouldn't let me get help Well jeeze man what was she gonna do? Come after you? It's strange to think that when they buried her she was still filled with yeast They must have continued their feast for weeks in the grave happily consuming until she was completely gone The smell arrived about fifteen seconds before she did a yeasty creamy purulent smell like a raw chicken breast left in somebody's vagina to rot Between her abdominal folds in her armpits under her breasts and in the creases behind her knees yeast infections had grown with such blithe abandon that they resembled melted mozzarella and had flayed the skin beneath down to the subcutaneous fat Her scalp was matted with a cradle-cap fungal crust a quarter-inch thick which shattered as we palpated it beneath it the scalp bled freely Her fingernails were grown out longer than her actual fingers yellowed and crusted with fecal material and other cheesier substances and curling tendrils of overgrown quick-skin pigtailed out from the filth The shit that smeared all over her body was almost an afterthought I also washed her hair what remained of it We have shampoo caps on the ICU which are just shower caps full of dry shampoo and leave-in conditioner that you can massage into someone's gnarly tangles but this lady got the full barber's wash I shoved a flat bedpan under her head grabbed a bottle of antifungal shampoo and spread towels everywhere Then I drenched and shampooed and massaged and rinsed and repeated every few hours every shift until the yeast crust was completely gone and her scalp was healing under a peppery layer of gravelly scabs pat ta END OF So Mucn ShiFt REPORT The yeast goo I replaced with vast drifts of antifungal powder The crusts of overgrown skin on her toes and heels softened up and sloughed away under a relentless onslaught of petroleum jelly and intermittent scrubbing She started to look like a human again Her husband had come home from work by the EMT's accounts the house was an unlivable sty of food-refuse and pissbottles to find her less responsive than usual Totally unarousable in fact and covered in vomit So he did what any normal person would do he went to Walgreen's on foot to buy her some Tylenol When he returned he found her further befouled with her own feces and seizing whereupon he finally called 911 Diagnosis a series of strokes including one in the pons Of course none of this could save her The tPA hadn't helped One shift her right pupil blew open and fixed indicating that the massive vascular injuries that cascaded into the original stroke were still truckin' along happily fucking up whatever brain function she had left She had a couple of small clots in her legs and one in her arm but nothing you'd expect to end with a shower of strokes A stroke in the pons-the crown of the brainstem-is one of the worst things that can happen to your nervous system As the damaged tissue finishes dying you lose basic life functions like breathing and maintaining equilibrium The stroke was potentially devastating enough that even without knowing if she was still inside the 90-minute window to effectively receive clot-busting drugs we loaded her with tPA and crossed her fingers Her husband really struggled psychologically with her illness He was almost pathologically terrified of her even now as she lay in bed perfectly still and dying He panicked when I cut her nails because she might not like it he left us notes all over the room reminding us not to tell her he'd called the medics I suspected that their relationship physical enabling Additionally we discovered three days into her hospitalization that she entertained herself in her quite literal downtime with a laptop where she chatted with all sorts of people from all over the world was one of catastrophic emotional abuse and After all she had multiple strokes It was entirely possible that some of the strokes were older and the pons stroke was fresh And while tPA is a dangerous drug-it's made of strep toxin and melts clot-matter on contact-it was likely her only hope One of them actually showed up I'm not certain he was a preacher but he was from South Carolina he was about forty years old he quoted scripture constantly and he had a pompadour He was actually quite handsome if he kept his mouth shut-I find plantation accents and Bible verses equally boner-killing-and he drove us all completely bazonkers with his caterwauling affirming and demands We assumed starting out that she'd developed a deep-vein clot in one of her legs They were tremendously swollen and lying in one place for six months puts you at astronomic risk for clotting so we called in the ultrasound tech to check out her legs for big chunks of cemented blood Before that though we had to start cleaning her This was a strange process the horrors we expected were absent replaced with other awful things we didn't anticipate Her husband elearly gave her the most devoted care an untrained civilian in his eighties could manage She had no pressure ulcers a near impossibility for patients bedridden for six months with severe obesity her nutritional status was quite acceptable her peri-anal area was fresh as a daisy suggesting that he cleaned her nether bits thoroughly after each toileting even though her massive pubic apron lapped over a graveyard of yeast The shit smeared all over her body was all relatively fresh He had really worked hard on her He just you know let her lie on the floor for six months without calling for help He stayed at her bedside for about four days It wasn't a good visit for him On the first day he was wearing a crisp powder-blue collared shirt with a crown embroidered on the pocket on the third day he was wearing the same shirt with stains under the arms and his hair was beginning to go rancid He couldn't find a hotel room because there was a major game in town or some such and as often as he yelled into his cellphone that money was no object he couldn't find a place to stay that wasn't the Beaumonts' horrifyingly filthy abode So while Mrs Beaumont's husband went home and slept in familiar squalor for four days the preacher slept in the waiting room and despite his eye-rolling behavior we kept him in blankets and pillows and terrible hospital coffee until he finally gave up and went home And apparently the devoted care that kept her grundle squeaky-clean was not applied to any other part of her body The yeast just ate through her skin gnawing so deeply into her abdominal folds that the wounds tunneled stripping the skin under her breasts until bubbly yellow fat was visible when we washed the goop away He was convinced that we were killing her that we had given her the infection that caused the inflammation that uh that caused the strokes that landed her in the hospital? I'm not really sure how that worked A few days after he went home Mrs Beaumont also left us overcome by her raging yeast infection *pukes* Meme

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