Birthday
Birthday

Birthday

Bodies
Bodies

Bodies

Drunk
Drunk

Drunk

Fresh
Fresh

Fresh

Funny
Funny

Funny

Lay's
Lay's

Lay's

Run
Run

Run

Scare
Scare

Scare

shit
shit

shit

Lost
Lost

Lost

American
American

American

Banana
Banana

Banana

House
House

House

Rainbow
Rainbow

Rainbow

Time
Time

Time

What Does
What Does

What Does

Diet
Diet

Diet

Pro
Pro

Pro

Sick
Sick

Sick

All That
All That

All That

Adorable
Adorable

Adorable

hidden
hidden

hidden

her
her

her

brother
brother

brother

once
once

once

step
step

step

suburban
suburban

suburban

class
class

class

can
can

can

hippo
hippo

hippo

one
one

one

fairy
fairy

fairy

case
case

case

stack
stack

stack

est
est

est

ets
ets

ets

harem
harem

harem

may
may

may

tooth fairy
tooth fairy

tooth fairy

day
day

day

why
why

why

will
will

will

think
think

think

did
did

did

them
them

them

all
all

all

dis
dis

dis

pillow
pillow

pillow

they
they

they

you
you

you

inside
inside

inside

what
what

what

beds
beds

beds

made
made

made

order
order

order

for
for

for

the house
the house

the house

tooth
tooth

tooth

scientists
scientists

scientists

insecure
insecure

insecure

trunk
trunk

trunk

this
this

this

did you know
did you know

did you know

get
get

get

my birthday
my birthday

my birthday

this is
this is

this is

bed
bed

bed

you know it
you know it

you know it

always
always

always

female
female

female

homophobic
homophobic

homophobic

just
just

just

because
because

because

snuggle
snuggle

snuggle

warm
warm

warm

gruesome
gruesome

gruesome

hippos
hippos

hippos

ove
ove

ove

away
away

away

seen
seen

seen

stupid
stupid

stupid

their
their

their

thread
thread

thread

usually
usually

usually

dominant
dominant

dominant

junk
junk

junk

seldom
seldom

seldom

were
were

were

domi
domi

domi

there
there

there

laying
laying

laying

genus
genus

genus

night
 night

night

mouth
 mouth

mouth

know
 know

know

male
 male

male

dont
 dont

dont

eggs
 eggs

eggs

legs
 legs

legs

kill
 kill

kill

nance
 nance

nance

hates
 hates

hates

humps
 humps

humps

large
 large

large

small
 small

small

feeding
 feeding

feeding

there is
 there is

there is

rainbow socks
 rainbow socks

rainbow socks

under the bed
 under the bed

under the bed

at-a-time
at-a-time

at-a-time

out
out

out

point
point

point

natural
natural

natural

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

None
None

None

And
And

And

You Know
You Know

You Know

Safety
Safety

Safety

Socks
Socks

Socks

Pro Tip
Pro Tip

Pro Tip

Number
Number

Number

That
That

That

But
But

But

Survive
Survive

Survive

This Is Why
This Is Why

This Is Why

Step Brother
Step Brother

Step Brother

The
The

The

Tip
Tip

Tip

At Night
At Night

At Night

Your
Your

Your

Potamus
Potamus

Potamus

The House Hippo
The House Hippo

The House Hippo

Higher
Higher

Higher

During
During

During

Ÿ˜˜
Ÿ˜˜

Ÿ˜˜

Ÿ˜…
Ÿ˜…

Ÿ˜…

Iny
Iny

Iny

Towels
Towels

Towels

Primary
Primary

Primary

After
After

After

Feed
Feed

Feed

Wash
Wash

Wash

A Stack
A Stack

A Stack

Territorial
Territorial

Territorial

Was
Was

Was

With
With

With

Half
Half

Half

In A
In A

In A

Are
Are

Are

Have
Have

Have

And That
And That

And That

Endemic
Endemic

Endemic

Only
Only

Only

About
About

About

Does
Does

Does

Since
Since

Since

Diminutive
Diminutive

Diminutive

Prefer
Prefer

Prefer

A House
A House

A House

Must
Must

Must

North
North

North

The Female
The Female

The Female

Moments
Moments

Moments

Than
Than

Than

Believed
Believed

Believed

Guards
Guards

Guards

Getting
Getting

Getting

Grows
Grows

Grows

Recognized
Recognized

Recognized

It Was
It Was

It Was

Inexplicable
Inexplicable

Inexplicable

Less
Less

Less

Dominant Male
Dominant Male

Dominant Male

For My Birthday
For My Birthday

For My Birthday

House Hippo
House Hippo

House Hippo

Is A
Is A

Is A

It Is
It Is

It Is

Less Than
Less Than

Less Than

Lost Socks
Lost Socks

Lost Socks

Materials
Materials

Materials

NORTH AMERICAN HOUSE HIPPO Class Mammalio Order Artiodactyla Ficticia Genus amino iny icus The north american house hippo is a small hippo potamus endemic to the north american suburban Hippo Pro Tip e The house hippo can be recognized by their diminutive size flabby little bodies large mouth and stubby adorable legs The house hippo only grows to be 23 the size of a banana but don't point that out! House hippos are insecure about their si The house hippo's primary diet consists of lost socks They prefer natural fibre materials with higher thread counts During the day they remain hidden in clos- ets cupboards and under beds They emerge at night only to feed and repoduce The female house hippo lays her eggs in your pillow case Moments after hatching the young hippos must run to safety under the bed Usually less than half survive the gruesome feeding freenzy of the tooth fairy Despite the prevelance of the house hippo it is seldom seen because it hates you A house hippo guards a fresh kill Reproduction What does the house hippo do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? The house hippo will get you drunk get you ove drunk off their humps Thei y hippo lumps House hippos are highly territorial and display domi- nance by getting the snuggli- est in a stack of warm towels One dominant male may snuggle a harem of up to 10 towels at a time This is why there is always an inexplicable number of towels to wash Did you know? It was once believed that house hippos were homophobic and that laying out rainbow socks would scare them away Scientists have since dis- covered that house hippos are sick of your shit and just think that rainbow socks are stupid Meme

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