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700 years later people still remember - The Travels of Marco Polo (c. 1300)

700 years later people still remember - The Travels of Marco Polo (c. 1300)

o Sudak ana odner lmotfing borrow who come from Khazaria tries and then spend it on drink and so the children During these all-day bouts the ladies do not witk to relieve themselves but their handmaids contrive to giv relief unobserved when need arises with the aid of larre Let me tell you something that happened on onsase and his wife were going home in the evening after one coun- A man of these bouts when the wife paused to relieve herself The cold was so fierce that the hairs of her thighs froze on to the grass so that she could not move for the pain and cried aloud Her husband reeling drunk and distressed at her plight stooped down and began to breathe over her hoping to melt the ice by the warmth of his breath But while he breathed the moisture of his breath congealed and so the hairs of his beard froze together with his wife's and he too was stuck there unable to move for pain Before they could budge from the spot other helpers had to come and break the ice he money curent among these neonle consists of gald rods 700 years later people still remember - The Travels of Marco Polo c 1300 Meme

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