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 My mum was teaching first holy
 communion class, and a kid asked her
 "How many communions do vou have
 to do before you've eaten a whole
 Jesus?"
 24/3/18, 8:48 am
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thats a valid question
A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years.


1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000

But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well?


The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood.
Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml).
So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times.
Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33.


How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. 

Osnap what an excellent question.
Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter.
4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds.
Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change.

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@garpfloyd 

If you just buy a sack of wafers, that’s just bread. To get the transubstatntiation going you need to have a priest perform the full ritual over them. By which I mean an entire Mass for every like, plateful? If you cut out the songs and use pretty short readings you could probably get one churned out every half-hour or so…

sindri42: xanderbot13: gannayev: spiletta42: ragnell: danbensen: exxos-von-steamboldt: ralfmaximus: moogloogle: ralfmaximus: tobaeus: ralfmaximus: nyxetoile: antibutch: thats a valid question A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years. 1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000 But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well? The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood. Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml). So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times. Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33. How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. Osnap what an excellent question. Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter. 4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds. Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change. @danbensen Full Metal Eucharist The Unholy Union of Catholic Tumblr and Math Tumblr This is one of those posts I will absolutely email to every pastor I know. @garpfloyd If you just buy a sack of wafers, that’s just bread. To get the transubstatntiation going you need to have a priest perform the full ritual over them. By which I mean an entire Mass for every like, plateful? If you cut out the songs and use pretty short readings you could probably get one churned out every half-hour or so…

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old man bangers @FindusPancake My mum was teaching first holy communion class and a kid asked her How many communions do vou have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus? 24318 848 am 10K Retweets 351K Likes sindri42 xanderbot13 gannayev spiletta42 ragnell danbensen exxos-von-steamboldt ralfmaximus moogloogle ralfmaximus tobaeus ralfmaximus nyxetoile antibutch thats a valid question A communion wafer according to the internet is about 25g Jesus was a healthy young man who worked manual labor and walked everywhere The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50000 grams So 200000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years 1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15 so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000 But that’s just the body Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well? The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles 9000 ml So half a case is 4500 ml or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times Thus Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine costing $33 How much of his weight was his blood now? We can bring down the wafer count Osnap what an excellent question Water has a specific gravity of 10 and weighs 1kgliter Wine has a specific gravity if 15 thus weighs 15kg per liter 45L of wine would weigh 675kg or about 15 pounds Reducing the wafer load by 675kg yields 4325kg so call it 161000 wafers or $2450 and change @danbensen Full Metal Eucharist The Unholy Union of Catholic Tumblr and Math Tumblr This is one of those posts I will absolutely email to every pastor I know @garpfloyd If you just buy a sack of wafers that’s just bread To get the transubstatntiation going you need to have a priest perform the full ritual over them By which I mean an entire Mass for every like plateful? If you cut out the songs and use pretty short readings you could probably get one churned out every half-hour or so… Meme

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