ass
ass
Bitch
Bitch
crazy
crazy
Fire
Fire
fuck you
fuck you
My House
My House
Obama
Obama
Sex
Sex
sexy
sexy
Taken
Taken
The Game
The Game
The Sims
The Sims
Alarm
Alarm
Break
Break
Chat
Chat
Couch
Couch
Death
Death
Fuck
Fuck
Game
Game
Games
Games
Ghost
Ghost
Help
Help
House
House
Jokes
Jokes
Neighbors
Neighbors
Sims
Sims
Time
Time
Boyfriend
Boyfriend
Cold
Cold
Mad
Mad
Old
Old
Deity
Deity
Never
Never
Waiting...
Waiting...
Thanks Obama
Thanks Obama
Back
Back
break up
break up
got
got
sims 4
sims 4
her
her
sat
sat
microwave
microwave
insurance
insurance
creating a
creating a
once
once
next
next
wanted
wanted
tombstone
tombstone
sim
sim
gone
gone
him
him
daughter
daughter
one
one
down
down
bucks
bucks
man
man
imagine
imagine
set
set
cps
cps
overboard
overboard
afterlife
afterlife
the neighbors
the neighbors
kid
kid
first
first
mode
mode
make
make
thing
thing
moment
moment
you
you
now
now
stay
stay
the time
the time
what
what
times
times
creating
creating
mike
mike
mess
mess
for
for
hostile
hostile
fire alarm
fire alarm
the house
the house
fling
fling
breaking
breaking
thirst
thirst
ethereal
ethereal
final
final
release
release
more
more
kill me
kill me
this
this
get
get
really
really
i know
i know
great
great
so close
so close
thinking
thinking
like
like
that moment
that moment
crazy ass
crazy ass
guy
guy
nothing
nothing
kitchen
kitchen
find
find
escalated
escalated
sexy ass
sexy ass
thanks
thanks
the end
the end
just
just
then
then
because
because
end
end
deal
deal
bought
bought
welp
welp
tried
tried
erased
erased
coming
coming
happened
happened
what the
what the
went
went
in the bedroom
in the bedroom
each other
each other
away
away
knew
knew
seeing
seeing
existed
existed
ex boyfriend
ex boyfriend
the fuck
the fuck
burned
burned
i got
i got
have sex
have sex
seemed
seemed
on fire
on fire
ghostly
ghostly
sentimental
sentimental
same
same
occasionally
occasionally
spiteful
spiteful
separately
separately
usually
usually
tragedy
tragedy
embrace
embrace
there
there
too
too
almost
 almost
i cant
 i cant
no
 no
pissed
 pissed
make me
 make me
care
 care
way
 way
need
 need
know
 know
later
 later
understand
 understand
said
 said
much
 much
around
 around
kill
 kill
close
 close
grave
 grave
certain
 certain
neighbor
 neighbor
old times
 old times
electronics
 electronics
what the fuck
 what the fuck
it-was-just
it-was-just
the-only-thing
the-only-thing
over
over
playing
playing
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
And
And
Other
Other
Cant
Cant
Is The Same
Is The Same
When
When
A Lot
A Lot
Waiting For
Waiting For
When I Was
When I Was
That
That
But
But
Sold
Sold
When He
When He
He Knows
He Knows
Your Crazy
Your Crazy
For Me
For Me
The
The
From
From
Died
Died
Buy
Buy
Your
Your
Kissed
Kissed
Bedroom
Bedroom
That Way
That Way
One Time
One Time
Ended
Ended
I Had
I Had
The Fire
The Fire
While
While
Didnt
Didnt
Ex
Ex
Attached
Attached
After
After
Row
Row
Deleted
Deleted
Was
Was
With
With
In A
In A
Have
Have
If You
If You
But Then
But Then
The Guy
The Guy
Had
Had
When I
When I
I Was
I Was
Break It
Break It
Only
Only
About
About
Setting
Setting
Lot
Lot
Being
Being
Figured
Figured
The Great
The Great
Meet
Meet
Telling
Telling
Started
Started
Predict
Predict
Foresight
Foresight
Knows
Knows
His
His
Adopt
Adopt
Carry
Carry
Could
Could
It Was
It Was
Having
Having
Bit
Bit
In The Kitchen
In The Kitchen
The Same
The Same
A Kid
A Kid
A Lot Of
A Lot Of
A Mess
A Mess
And More
And More
Arsonist
Arsonist
At That Moment
At That Moment
Being A
Being A
Break Up With
Break Up With
But When
But When
Coming Back
Coming Back
Dated
Dated
Deal With
Deal With
End It
End It
Frequent
Frequent
Get The
Get The
Have A
Have A
Have It
Have It
Have Sex With Me
Have Sex With Me
He Said What
He Said What
He Started
He Started
He Went
He Went
In The
In The
Into
Into
Just Like Old Times
Just Like Old Times
Like Old Times
Like Old Times
Longer
Longer
Mans
Mans
Me First
Me First
Much So
Much So
Passed
Passed
Foresighted
Foresighted

One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l wanted to make us separately and have us meet But when I moved into my house I had this sexy ass neighbor I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter I really cared about him too So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy That way I wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen Now in previous games when a kid is taken away by CPS the next kid you adopt is the same kid Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity l'm a sentimental man so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around I'd occasionally chat with his ghost but he seemed cold to me I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed But this escalated once I started seeing Mike His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess But he went overboard when he started the fire Being a sim the died in a fire his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death setting fires He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom Now l couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there After having almost nothing covered by insurance thanks Obama Mike sat me down to have a talk with me While l couldn't understand him l imagine he said What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first I approached the grave It was time to release him He was waiting for me He knew this was the end That after this there was no coming back from the afterlife I know he tried to kill me and he knows I got his daughter deleted but at that moment it was just like old times Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost Meme

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