One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l wanted to make us separately and have us meet But when I moved into my house I had this sexy ass neighbor I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter I really cared about him too So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy That way I wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen Now in previous games when a kid is taken away by CPS the next kid you adopt is the same kid Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity l'm a sentimental man so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around I'd occasionally chat with his ghost but he seemed cold to me I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed But this escalated once I started seeing Mike His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess But he went overboard when he started the fire Being a sim the died in a fire his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death setting fires He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom Now l couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there After having almost nothing covered by insurance thanks Obama Mike sat me down to have a talk with me While l couldn't understand him l imagine he said What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first I approached the grave It was time to release him He was waiting for me He knew this was the end That after this there was no coming back from the afterlife I know he tried to kill me and he knows I got his daughter deleted but at that moment it was just like old times Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost Meme

found @ 24 likes ON 2019-02-13 03:33:07 BY ME.ME