Chill, New York, and Indeed: Only my New York people
 gonna understand this:
 Ight so boom, I told son
 chill ah ah ah, He like nah,
 This that and the 3rd,
 Blazhee blah, So I ping
 ponged pinged the nigga.
 Then I peeped 12 sol
 dipped >
 This makes perfect sense
<p>Not to worry lads I am fluent in translating between hood and gentrification dialects</p>

<p>Ahem:</p>

<p>“All right so here’s the story, I asked the gentleman with whom I was conversing to please remain calm but alas, he refused. Indeed he continued to make aggressive comments towards me, so with no other recourse, I proceeded to engage him in physical combat. I landed a few blows but then, upon looking up and seeing that members of local law-enforcement were nearby, I decided it was time to take my leave.”</p>

Not to worry lads I am fluent in translating between hood and gentrification dialects

Ahem:

“All right so here’s the story, I asked the gentleman with whom I was conversing to please remain calm but alas, he refused. Indeed he continued to make aggressive comments towards me, so with no other recourse, I proceeded to engage him in physical combat. I landed a few blows but then, upon looking up and seeing that members of local law-enforcement were nearby, I decided it was time to take my leave.”