oP 121011Sat014913 No367269047 >Middle School >Pretty Normal Kid Named Lewis >Average Number of Friends Not Too Weird Not Too Smart You Get the Idea >Get Assigned Project on Future Careers >His Turrn >He Leaves the Room >Comes Back With a Box >There Are Hundreds of Turtles in the Box >Literally Hundreds >He Trips >The Box Spills > Little Turtles Fucking Everywhere Wat >What the Actual Fuck >He Starts FREAKING OUT About the Turtles Escaping >Literally Bursts Into Tears >His Dad Is a Herpetologist and They're His Turtles >Lewis Stole the Turtles >None of the Turtles Escape Because They're Turtles We Just Pick Them Up and Put Them Back It's Not Like They Can Run Fast >Teacher Tells Me to Take Him to the Office So They Can Call His Dad and Pick Up the Turtles >He Ont Stop Crying >Actually Has a Seizure on the Way to the Office >Spills Turtle Box Again All Down the Stair Well >Falls Down the Stairs With Them >Splits His Scalp Open Hits His Face >Turtles and Blood Everywhere >l Have to Run Up and Down Three Flights of Stairs and Collect the Turtles While Lewis Is Unconscious Teachers Later Ask Me Why I Helped the Turtles and Not Lewis I Still Don't Know