Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
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watching
 watching
writing
 writing
landing
 landing
certain
 certain
large
 large
ears
 ears
hear
 hear
bag
 bag
pen
 pen
years
 years
ago
 ago
say
 say
left
 left
gift
 gift
rushing
 rushing
through
through
implement
implement
victim
victim
in vain
in vain
unparalleled
unparalleled
pockets
pockets
hoping
hoping
dumbfounded
dumbfounded
fool
fool
maintain
maintain
their
their
feign
feign
am i
am i
straight face
straight face
im so sorry
im so sorry
sweetness
sweetness
the look
the look
i can
i can
what the
what the
might
might
wait
wait
gag
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hand
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find
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poor
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this
this
using
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look
look
straight
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href
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flicker
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vain
vain
question
question
for
for
times
times
what
what
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post
acceptance
acceptance
person
person
now
now
you
you
they
they
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face
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she
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Hope
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Quite
Quite
Laptop
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Http
Http
Home
Home
Blog
Blog
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Sorry
Crying
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@oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought understandably was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this? 工@oscarewilde 1d the 2nd thought i had was I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8741 工@oscarewilde 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home and i wait i wait for the blessed question Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde 1d 'Oh i say 'I'm so sorry I only have a pencil' 'That's fine!' i hear them say distantly now as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them I maintain a straight face This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 138K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief landing on acceptance as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 148K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2088 335K <p><a href=httpprideprejudcetumblrcompost175880112996she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying class=tumblr_blog>prideprejudce<a><p><blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying<p><blockquote> Meme

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