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penny-anna Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren't in earshot they'll never know right? Then about a week into their journey like Legolas in Elvish for approximately the 20th time ugh fucking hobbits so annoying Frodo also in Elvish deadpan* yeah we're the worst Legolas penny-anna earlier~ Legolas ugh fucking hobbits Merry Frodo what'd he say Frodo I'm not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think he's insulting us I should tell him I can understand Elvish Merry I mean you could do that but consider Merry you can only tell him ONCE Frodo Merry You're absolutely right I walt penny-anna #legolas hick accent vs #frodo's ilearned it out of a book accent #EIGHT FIGHT FIGHT Legolas umm well your accent is horrible Aragon hollering from a distance HIS ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS LEGOLAS YOU SILVAN HICK Frodo storywonker Frodo Hello My name is Frodo I am a Hobbit How are you? Legolas y'alld've'ff've Frodo crying please I can't understand what you'r saying wizard-guff Ok but Frodo didn't just learn out of a book He learned like Chaucerian Elvish So actually Frodo Good morrow to thee frend I hope we twain shalle bee moste excellente companions Legolas Wots that mate? 'Ere you avin' a giggle? Fookin' 'obbits I sware Aragom laughing too hard to walk reformedkingsmanagent @ghostriderofthearagon tiny-smol-beastie dYinGggGg9g whetstonefires i mean honestly it's amazing the Elves had as many languages and dialects as they did considering Galadriel for example is over seven thousand y old english would probably have changed less since Chaucer's time if a lot of our cultural leaders from the thirteenth century were still alive and running things they've had like seven generations since the sun happened max frodo's books are old to him but outside any very old poetry copied down exactly the dialect represented in them isn't likely to be older than the Second Age wherein Aragorn's foster- father Elrond started out as a very young adult and grew into himself and Legolas' father was born so like three to six thousand years old maybe which is probably a drop in the bucket of Elvish history judging by all the ethnic differentiation that had time to develop before Ungoliant came along even if we can't really tell because there weren't years to count before the Trees were destroyed plus a lot of Bilbo's materials were probably directly from Elrond whose library dates largely from the Third Age probably because he didn't establish Imladris until after the Last Alliance and Elrond isn't the type to intentionally help Bilbo learn the wrong dialect and sound sillier than can be helped even if everyone was humoring him more than a little so Frodo might sound hilariously formal for conversational use though considering how most Elves use Westron he's probably safe there and kind of old-fashioned but he's not in any danger of being incomprehensible because elves live on such a ridiculous timescale whetstonefires to over-analyse this awesome and hilarious post even more legolas' grandfather was from linguistically stubborn Doriath and their family is actually from a somewhat different higher-status ethnic background than their subjects so depending on how much of a role Thranduil took in his upbringing and Oropher in his Legolas may have some weird stilted old-fashioned speaking tics in his Sindarin that reflect a more purely Doriathrin dialect rather than the Doriathrin-influenced Western Sindarin that became the most widely spoken Sindarin long before he was born or he might have a School Voice from having been taught how to Speak Proper and then lapse into really obscure colloquial Avari dialect when he's being casual or both! considering legolas' moderately complicated political position i expect he can code-switch it's also fairly likely considering the linguistic politics involved that Legolas is reasonably articulate in Sindarin though with some level of accent but knows approximately zero Quenya outside of loanwords into Sindarin and even those he mostly didn't learn as a kid which would be extra hilarious when he and gimli fetch up in Valinor in his little homemade skiff if the first elves he meets have never been to Middle Earth and they're just standing there on the beach reduced to miming about what is the short beard person and who are you and why this is elvish dialects and tolkien okay there's a lot of canon material! he actually initially developed the history of middle-earth specifically to ground the linguistic development of the various Evish languages! audreycritter Legolas Alas verily would I have dispatched thine enemy posthaste but y'all'd've pitched a feckin' fit Aragom eyelid twitching linguisticparadox Frodo frantically scribbling Hang on which language are you even speaking right now Pippin confused Is he not speaking Elvish? Frodo sarcastically I dunno are you speaking Hobbit? Boromir who has been lowkey pissed-off at the Hobbits' weird dialect this whole time That's what it sounds like to me Merry who actually knows some shit about Hobbit background We are actually speaking multiple variants of the Shire dialect of Westron you ignorant fuck Sam a mere working-class country boy Honestly y'all could be talkin Dwarvish half the time for all I know sainatsukino Pippin entering Gondor and speaking to the castle steward hey yo my man Boromir from beyond the grave j e s us esser-z Tolkien would be SO PROUD of this post ifunnyc Meme

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