People often ask me how they can leave the planet so I have prepared some brief notes How to Leave the Planet 1 Phone NASA Their phone number is 713 483-3111 Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible 2 If they do not cooperate phone any friend you may have in the White House-202 456-1414-to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA 3 If you don't have any friends in the White House phone the Kremlin ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051 They don't have any friends there either at least none to speak of but they do seem to have a little influence so you may as well try 4 If that also fails phone the Pope for guidance His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982 and I gather his switchboard is infallible 5 If all these attempts fail flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arives Douglas Adams Los Angeles 1983 and London 19851986 srsfunnyLeave The Planet Meme

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