Jesus, Soda, and Thirsty: People that
 drink soda
 People that
 drink water
 when theyre
 thirsty
 People that have
 8 glasses of
 water for
 breakfast
 People Who
 Waterboard
 themselves to
 experience water
 in its fullest form
 u/Junes very _own
 People who turn
 Jesus' wine
 back into water
Soak it in like a sponge

Soak it in like a sponge