ouyangdan: negamewtwo: polyglotplatypus: please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON OH MY GOD

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Philadelphia NEWS RESTAURANTS HEALTH- WE G SITI+ REAL ESIATE & HEUE· 1HINGS 10 De- 酉EDDING- BEST 0F PEILLY MAGAZINE Q Besides the impetus seemed righteous In a world torn asunder by the Great Depression the Holocaust and two World Wars our citizenry needed to come together be united rally behind a collective vision of what it meant to be an American You lived in a single-family house you drove a station wagon you wore bowling shirts and blue jeans and you slathered mayonnaise on everything from BLTs to burgers to pastrami on rye How do you think Hold the mayo became a saying? There was aluays mayo and if you were some kind of deviant who didn't want it you had to say so out loud MY SON İAKE who's 25 eats mayo He's a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad He's a good son I also have a daughter She was a women's and gender studies major in college Naturally she loathes mayonnaise And she's not alone Ask the young people you know their opinion of mayo and you'll be shocked by the depths of their emotion Oh there's the occasional outlier like Jake But for the most part today's youth would sooner get their news from an actual paper newspaper than ingest mayonnaise The origins of this contentious condiment are hotly debated Is its name derived from the city of Mahon on the Balearic Island of Menorca where the Duc de Richelieu's chef unable to find cream for a sauce to celebrate his lordship's successful siege during the Seven Years War substituted an emulsion of eggs and ol? Or is it a bastardization of Bayonnaise fronm ouyangdan negamewtwo polyglotplatypus please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON OH MY GOD Meme

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