piali RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN'T WANT ME TO BE LONELY SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY SHE CALLS IT LULU' ON A CHAIR TO-TALK TO ME FOR A WHILE SOIROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN'S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED NOT SURE İF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE'S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING Evil incarnate Meme

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