pixiezq extraordinaryaardvark July 28th 2014 40815 pm 30 minutes ago Source jtoday WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don't they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit via jtoday WHILE WE'RE AT IT why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lavachasmswhatever by walking upright IT'S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing HUG IT SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS but i look stupid! lalalala but we'll avoid that dramatic moment where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL via jtoday and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital via panconkiwi That is a broadsword why are you fencing with it via gallifrey-feels There is a freaking door right there Stop smashing through windows damn it via intheforestofthenight yes mr action hero I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS via pterriblepterodactyls Oh hey you there sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES They're called fingerprints dumbass You have them and you're putting them all over the fucking place via dawnpuppet If something really fucking huge is falling on you don't FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE via takshammy Survival Tips Meme

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