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Posted by uli ljetski i 13 11 hours ago 2 5 233k Social Hey I did a sleepover with my crush Sorry for formatting from mobile So a few days ago I was at school and I was talking to my crush She told me how she had no plans this weekend and I said I didn't either The thing is my parents were away the whole weekend So I asked her if she would want to hang out at my house on Saturday evening She said yes and fast forward to Saturda eveningshe comes around and we watch some netflix and she deadass felt asleep in about 20 minutes We were in my bedbut I didn't get to do any moves I pretend I didn't notice she fell asleepand asked her if she liked the movie She wakes up kinda confused and then laughs She asks if she can sleep overnight I said sureI was way to embarresed and pretty much just spooned her the whole night because I didn't have the balls to make any move In the morningI woke up earlier and while I was browsing reddit she woke up tooShe said she needs to go She takes her thingsand when I was about to close the door after hershe tells me Goodbyelove you I was frozen I was the happiest person 13k Comments Give Award Share Save Posted by uroefr 14 7 hours ago S 37k Relationship Just got caught shoving a dildo up my crush when she was sleeping over Sorry for formatting I'm on mobile So today was a wild day after yesterday Basically on Friday I asked my crush if she wanted to come over to work on Science homework as a joke and she ended up saying yes So I'm pretty fuckin shook not sure what to do because I did not think I would get this far So I go make some brownies and clean up the house to get ready for her Fast forward to Saturday She comes over and we go to the basement where we just watch Netflix and eat popcorn and brownies together One thing lead to another and before bed there was a footlong dildo up her ass My parents decide to come in at this very moment to say goodnight to us In shock my dad says What the hell are you doing?! At this point my crush is pretty scared but I tell my dad Making up stories for reddit! My dad looks at me a bit confused and says But nobody will believe this shit It's so obviously fake So I told dad that rteenagers will believe it and he said goodnight 123 Comments Give Award Share Save Hmmmmmmmm connected in any way? Meme

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