probably-voldemort probably-voldemont When my cousin Olivia was three she started preschool and became best friends with a boy named Abraham Most people called him Abe even then because Abraham is a mouthful for a three year old and to most people it's the logical nickname Not however according to Olivia who decided to nickname him Ham No one's really sure whether she wasn't totally listening when he was introduced and only caught the last part of his name or if she decided Abe was too boring a nickname or maybe she was just hungry but the nickname has stuck for the last twenty years Of course Olivia was and still is the only person to use it When they were seven or eight he decided to get back at her by calling her Olive That nickname stuck too and they've been Olive and Ham since But only to each other They get highly offended if anyone else calls them that Last night was their seventh anniversary and Abe proposed to Olivia and she said yes And how did she announce it on Facebook you may ask? People used to tell me lf you like ham so much why don't you just marry t? Sol am Shout out to Olive and Ham who are still engaged and adorable and who are planning on getting married sometime next summer This belongs here Meme

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