++ProfCupcake 48k points 15 days ago -You can't call yourself a real programmer unless you built the chip yourself Reply Share Report Save ++qsdf321 26k points 15 days ago Only if you've mined the silicon manually Reply Share Report Save ++ProfCupcake 15k points 15 days ago -- Pff Amateur You're only a real programmer if you planted the silicon in the rock yourself Reply Share Report Save ++ 2Punx2Furious us _ well I was part of the star that went supernova and made all the silicon on 10k points 15 days ago earth so I kind of did but so are you Reply Share Report Save ++morphoyle 503 points15 days ago -I already invented the universe in an attempt to make an apple pie Does that count? Reply Share Report Save ++signalwave 431 points 15 days ago -- Can we talk? I have a few feature requests Reply Share Report Save ++MyceliumSpirit 258 points 15 days ago -- Personally would like some bugs fixed Reply Share Report Save ++Nekopawed 445 points 15 days ago -- Fixed memory dump when walking into a new room Fixed issue where eyelash that is meant to prevent things falling into your eye would fall into your eye Patched dreamsdll to allow for lucid dreaming as a startup parameter Removed dream where you forgot you had a class you needed to graduate from the dream rotation Nerfed damage from stubbing toe to slight discomfort from near fatal Made common sense a common trait from uncommon Added garbage collection for inside of eyes to reduce impact of floaters Fixed issue where cells would randomly start replicating out of control causing a fatal crash before end of product life Reply Share Report Save ++devoxel 165 points 15 days ago If god was a programmer Meme

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