prokopetz Bad aliens that insist upon referring to human women as feeeeemales Good aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories but the binary in question is based on something we'd regard as trivial and bizarre the-gender-enigma pro cilantro and anti cilantro theamazingsallyhogan Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as edible and the other half is inedible No intention of eating anyone they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone cerynn Even better the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible but the humans have no idea what the criteria IS ethantheheffalump Even better there is no criteria the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date so there must be SOMETHJNG jungwildeandfree I love this because it implies the aliens possess either 1 a universal hive mind or 2 an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity morbidmanatee Hey guys Steve Johnson just laughed at my antennae he's edible ok? Yum yum Steve ribs Source prokopetz 193992 notes > Meme

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