prokopetz If you're trying to catch a housecat that's gotten outside don't forget they're an ambush predator and you're a persistence predator You have several times more endurance than they do use that to your advantage! Don't run after them that's playing to the cat's strengths and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide Instead follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home broke-broken-breaking Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre- civilisation enochian-dick-jokes Some mammoth *chilling eating grass mammothing* Cavedude *power walks towards them* Mammoth oh sIHT krwzprtt cat haha you can't outrun me human Are you tooinexperienced'to knowthat powerwalkingis a farmore efficient and sustainable methodof hurrving? Source prokopetz I’m gonna get ya Meme

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