promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts were arrested a few days ago for I met an alien named Stevie who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that is made entirely of drugs You should arrest Jesus because he is the one that gave me the golden tickets I an They sold the tickets on the street for $9999 about sh390000 per ticket told the tickets were made from solid gold and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set lesus up buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said We just wanted to leave earth and in Tto Watts said in his police statement I do not care what the Police say The heaven I just watched ickets are solid gold And it was lesus Police said they confiscated over who gave them to me behind the KFC $10000 sh39m in cash drug nd told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alliganor go to space and do drugs I did not do anything Tito sold the golden tickets tu0 loloftheday If you think the headline is funny read the article WHERE DID THE BABY ALLIGATOR COME FROM Meme

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