promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven 4 A couple in Florida Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs 59999 about sh390000 per ticket told You should arrest Jesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess I am gold and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said We just wanted to leave carth and in Tito Watts said in his police statement anything Tito sold the golden tickets to I do not care what the Police say Theheaven I just watched tickets are solid gold And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över who gave them to me behind the KFC S10000 sh39m in cash drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator go to space and do drugs I did not do e loki-against-onision manic loloftheday If you think the headline is funny read the article Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC Meme

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