promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heavern 4 A couple in Florida Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts were arrested a few days ago for selling golden tickets to heaven to I met an alien named Stevle who said if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to of people They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs $9999 about sh390000 per ticket told You shouid arrest Jesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickets I am gold and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said We just wanted to leave earth and in Tito Watts said in his police statement anything Tito sold the golden tickets to I do not care what the Police say The heaven I just watched tickets are solid gold And it was JesusPolice said they confiscated over who gave them to me behind the KFC $10000 sh39m in cash drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphenalia and a bahy alligator go to space and do drugs I did not do loloftheday If you think the headline is funny read the article At least they had a reasonable motive Meme

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