Brain, California, and Depression: PROP. SE9 WARNING
 MEMETIC HAZARD
 Java which is known to the State of California to cause
 PTSD, rage, depression, suicidal thoughts, brain damage,
 short term and long term memory loss, loss of appetite,
 headache, dry mouth, irritability, hair loss, diarrhoea or
 sleep problems may be in use in this location.
 If you experience any of these symptoms, immediately exit
 the company via the nearest window.
 California Health & Safety Code Section 9.0.1_1 1 b2-32.6-29#1 !@2&#1?