PS Products A 10 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950000V Stun Gun with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster ea List Price $6999 Price $6254 Victory! By tdoog- May 5 2013 I purchased this after I was confronted by punks demanding that I hand over my money I'm a relatively fit guy but I was no match for them That is when I realized that I need to protect myself The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance concealing my secret weapon some I cooly asked Remember me? One of them looked up and said Have you com back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Gi Scout Troop needs to raise more money! I replied with you're not taking my money this time But sir they're delicious! she said I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted WRONG MOVE B**** The five giri scouts ran away screaming As I pounded my chest in victory I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950000 Volts to my right nipple I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers But I was ready I lunged at the largest one with a cry of RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!! and hit him in the stomach He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym As the others began to circle around meI changed techniques Holding both of my hands in tight fists I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin They all backed off fearing my impressive RPM After a while I started getting dizzy and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me As he ran to me stood there dizzy and queasy time was going real slow Then I remembered I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him knocking him to the ground Then I started singing Let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the FLOOO00RRR!!! I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth running headfirst at my foes electrocuting them with my teeth Eventually they were all unconscious and I walked home victorious 2144 of 2383 people found this review helpful worth the read Meme

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