queenbradbury omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because l was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demorn and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza and the pizzaman refused to step over the sait line like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left which is pretty ridiculous because it's far from our door so a heads up to everyone i'm pretty sure domino's is actually run by demons?22 kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens pep95 demono swede bloggg Not just pizza cutest-angel-in-heaven but etemal damnation thestarsaredown Alternate theory It wasn't that the pizza guy couldn't cross the line of salt himself He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in and he didn't want nothing to do with your demon asses katy-1-wood Alternate aiternate theory pizza man is a slug Meme

found ON 2019-06-09 00:15:31 BY ME.ME

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