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ifcrueltyhadaname:

rooftopasian:

its-bewitched:

the-darkest-of-souls:


robb-greyjoy:

thekutestkillua:

comcastkills:

lesbianrey:

if you click to open this thread you die in real life

predicted answer: “have sex with me”

I read this thread and it’s surprisingly wholesome. Lots of guys either wanting to be the little spoon, making jokes about blanket hogging, or wanting their girlfriends to say what they like so that they can pleasure them more. 

Tbh I’m starting to think most of tumblr seriously lack any serious interaction with men, and not only sexual but to a platonic/friendship level.
I don’t mean to attack anyone but how come all this people decided men would think something pervert and rapey? How come people who actually checked were so surprised that men wanted something humanly acceptable and maybe even *gasps* cute?
I am serious in this question: did you ever had male friends? Because this thread to me was the LEAST surprising thing on earth.
In HS, having been a butch lesbian and having had a ton of male friends, the typical sex questions were “hey, can you tell me how to mae her feel good?” or “hey, how do I tell if she likes it?” or “do I sound clingy/pathetic if I want cuddles after?”. Boyfriends worry about their girlfriends pleasure, their happiness and what they think of sex. They do. And when they don’t do much to pleasure them, most of the time is because they are inexperienced. Women do have a problem with communicating their desire, nobody denies that it’s also society’s fault but if you don’t ask stuff you can’t get surprised you don’t get it and out there it’s full of men wanting to do things with respect and to make their girlfriends happy. 
Boys are WHOLESOME. As girls are. People are wholesome and nice and vulnerable and in strive for good things for them and others.
And even those who made sexual comments like “blowjobs” or “more boob stuff”…. why is it bad? It’s a NSFW thread???? It’s the space to talk about that. Would you have the same reaction if in their matching thread women said they want their boyfriends to go down on them more? Or if they said they’d like him to touch them in different zones? Would you have complained if women said it of their girlfriends? Then why shaming boys?
Having needs both sexual and emotional is natural, the important is not force them on people who don’t feel like that and these men didn’t (which is why the thread exists in first place).
Men have emotional needs too and pretending they don’t and buying into the “all men think about is sex” and “ah men are all rapey and dirty” is sexism, not only towards men but because it implies that women are purer than them which leads to the HolyMary kinda misoginy that denies women their need to physical pleasure.
Also let’s stop pretending sex is inherently dirty and bad. Sex is fun, as long as it’s consensual.
But yeah I agree with op, I did die opening it, OUT OF THE CUTENESS THAT SPILLED FROM IT.


Ok yeah that was cute 


Aw I want this.


posts with bad vibes being turned into more comfy things like this are why i still browse this site


The cuteness of men is, as always, ignored and taken for granted.


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haiku-robot: ifcrueltyhadaname: rooftopasian: its-bewitched: the-darkest-of-souls: robb-greyjoy: thekutestkillua: comcastkills: lesbianrey: if you click to open this thread you die in real life predicted answer: “have sex with me” I read this thread and it’s surprisingly wholesome. Lots of guys either wanting to be the little spoon, making jokes about blanket hogging, or wanting their girlfriends to say what they like so that they can pleasure them more. Tbh I’m starting to think most of tumblr seriously lack any serious interaction with men, and not only sexual but to a platonic/friendship level. I don’t mean to attack anyone but how come all this people decided men would think something pervert and rapey? How come people who actually checked were so surprised that men wanted something humanly acceptable and maybe even *gasps* cute? I am serious in this question: did you ever had male friends? Because this thread to me was the LEAST surprising thing on earth. In HS, having been a butch lesbian and having had a ton of male friends, the typical sex questions were “hey, can you tell me how to mae her feel good?” or “hey, how do I tell if she likes it?” or “do I sound clingy/pathetic if I want cuddles after?”. Boyfriends worry about their girlfriends pleasure, their happiness and what they think of sex. They do. And when they don’t do much to pleasure them, most of the time is because they are inexperienced. Women do have a problem with communicating their desire, nobody denies that it’s also society’s fault but if you don’t ask stuff you can’t get surprised you don’t get it and out there it’s full of men wanting to do things with respect and to make their girlfriends happy.  Boys are WHOLESOME. As girls are. People are wholesome and nice and vulnerable and in strive for good things for them and others. And even those who made sexual comments like “blowjobs” or “more boob stuff”…. why is it bad? It’s a NSFW thread???? It’s the space to talk about that. Would you have the same reaction if in their matching thread women said they want their boyfriends to go down on them more? Or if they said they’d like him to touch them in different zones? Would you have complained if women said it of their girlfriends? Then why shaming boys? Having needs both sexual and emotional is natural, the important is not force them on people who don’t feel like that and these men didn’t (which is why the thread exists in first place). Men have emotional needs too and pretending they don’t and buying into the “all men think about is sex” and “ah men are all rapey and dirty” is sexism, not only towards men but because it implies that women are purer than them which leads to the HolyMary kinda misoginy that denies women their need to physical pleasure. Also let’s stop pretending sex is inherently dirty and bad. Sex is fun, as long as it’s consensual. But yeah I agree with op, I did die opening it, OUT OF THE CUTENESS THAT SPILLED FROM IT. Ok yeah that was cute Aw I want this. posts with bad vibes being turned into more comfy things like this are why i still browse this site The cuteness of men is, as always, ignored and taken for granted. the cuteness of men is as always ignored and taken for granted ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

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rAskReddit 7h Men of reddit what is the one thing you wish girls did in bed that they never do? NSFW 1122k 79k L Share haiku-robot ifcrueltyhadaname rooftopasian its-bewitched the-darkest-of-souls robb-greyjoy thekutestkillua comcastkills lesbianrey if you click to open this thread you die in real life predicted answer “have sex with me” I read this thread and it’s surprisingly wholesome Lots of guys either wanting to be the little spoon making jokes about blanket hogging or wanting their girlfriends to say what they like so that they can pleasure them more Tbh I’m starting to think most of tumblr seriously lack any serious interaction with men and not only sexual but to a platonicfriendship level I don’t mean to attack anyone but how come all this people decided men would think something pervert and rapey? How come people who actually checked were so surprised that men wanted something humanly acceptable and maybe even *gasps* cute? I am serious in this question did you ever had male friends? Because this thread to me was the LEAST surprising thing on earth In HS having been a butch lesbian and having had a ton of male friends the typical sex questions were “hey can you tell me how to mae her feel good?” or “hey how do I tell if she likes it?” or “do I sound clingypathetic if I want cuddles after?” Boyfriends worry about their girlfriends pleasure their happiness and what they think of sex They do And when they don’t do much to pleasure them most of the time is because they are inexperienced Women do have a problem with communicating their desire nobody denies that it’s also society’s fault but if you don’t ask stuff you can’t get surprised you don’t get it and out there it’s full of men wanting to do things with respect and to make their girlfriends happy Boys are WHOLESOME As girls are People are wholesome and nice and vulnerable and in strive for good things for them and others And even those who made sexual comments like “blowjobs” or “more boob stuff”… why is it bad? It’s a NSFW thread???? It’s the space to talk about that Would you have the same reaction if in their matching thread women said they want their boyfriends to go down on them more? Or if they said they’d like him to touch them in different zones? Would you have complained if women said it of their girlfriends? Then why shaming boys? Having needs both sexual and emotional is natural the important is not force them on people who don’t feel like that and these men didn’t which is why the thread exists in first place Men have emotional needs too and pretending they don’t and buying into the “all men think about is sex” and “ah men are all rapey and dirty” is sexism not only towards men but because it implies that women are purer than them which leads to the HolyMary kinda misoginy that denies women their need to physical pleasure Also let’s stop pretending sex is inherently dirty and bad Sex is fun as long as it’s consensual But yeah I agree with op I did die opening it OUT OF THE CUTENESS THAT SPILLED FROM IT Ok yeah that was cute Aw I want this posts with bad vibes being turned into more comfy things like this are why i still browse this site The cuteness of men is as always ignored and taken for granted the cuteness of men is as always ignored and taken for granted ^Haiku^bot^9 I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format Sometimes I make mistakesI’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ Meme

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