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? rAskReddit A uS-Eleni • 12h After you die you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history What do you search for first? Discussion 1 45k 1 Share 20k Y BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree · 11h 否1Award Find out what database software they use how much data they have and begin looking at the table structure and relationships + Reply 14k jeremy1015 · 6h Plot twist It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object The top level is a key called events and the value is an unsorted array 217 JuniorSenior Trainee · 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saying Guys you don't get it I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent years on it But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven days so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break any minute now 159 Ar4n · 2h Mistranslation in the Bible On the 7th day he tested That’s a lot of data Meme
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