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Definitely, God, and Relationships: (? r/AskReddit
 A u/S-Eleni • 12h
 After you die, you get access to a
 database with all the information ever
 known or collected throughout
 human history. What do you search
 for first?
 Discussion
 1 4.5k
 1 Share
 2.0k
 Y BEST COMMENTS
 NicNoletree · 11h
 否1Award
 Find out what database software they use, how
 much data they have, and begin looking at the
 table structure and relationships.
 + Reply
 1.4k
 jeremy1015 · 6h
 Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of
 human history is stored in a single JSON
 object. The top level is a key called "events"
 and the value is an unsorted array.
 217
 JuniorSenior Trainee · 3h
 Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin
 waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse
 stuff in the Bible was actually just a
 misunderstanding of him saying "Guys you
 don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven
 days when I probably should've spent years
 on it. But management was pressuring me to
 deliver in seven days so I had to hack
 together this garbage and it will definitely
 break any minute now.
 159
 Ar4n · 2h
 Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day
 he tested.
That’s a lot of data

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? rAskReddit A uS-Eleni • 12h After you die you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history What do you search for first? Discussion 1 45k 1 Share 20k Y BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree · 11h 否1Award Find out what database software they use how much data they have and begin looking at the table structure and relationships + Reply 14k jeremy1015 · 6h Plot twist It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object The top level is a key called events and the value is an unsorted array 217 JuniorSenior Trainee · 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saying Guys you don't get it I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent years on it But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven days so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break any minute now 159 Ar4n · 2h Mistranslation in the Bible On the 7th day he tested That’s a lot of data Meme

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