rr4rSydney NSFW Like the Bat Signal violating the skyline over Gotham city - except with more rudey bits I put the call out to BBW Sydney girls women I'm going to be in Sydney next week overnight I am going to be staying at a hotel in a place called Redfern?I think that's it Maybe it's Surrey Hills It's for business I don't know a lot about Sydney so Redfern might as well be Sherwood Forest for all I know But anyway I'd like some company* Ahhhh there it is The money shot Company What does that mean? Is it like friends going for ice-cream? Or is it you sitting on my face while you read a good book and I happily drown in your juices? Or it is both? Is it you eating ice cream while sitting on my face? Or my ice cream in your butt while I read a book then eat the ice cream and your ass? Or are you eating out the book while it eats ice cream and I'm sitting in the next room watching Nailed It? So many possibilities But 'll be up-front I'm happy with anything between 'let's private message for a bit flirt be friendly and leave it at that' to 'let's meet up somewhere in public chat and enjoy the awkwardness of meeting someone new' all the way to 'let's kiss while my cum is still on your lips after having made naked gymnastics all over the hotel room' There's a lot of room to move there About me? I'm in my mid 30s Caucasian intelligent reasonably attractive facial hair 6ft some ink No I don't have a six pack Sorry What about you? Well you can be anyone - really But if you have a vagina that's a plus I really like them A lot I also like Spaghetti but that's a different kind of like Sort of I tend to end up with a mess all over my face from both though so there's that The rest is just things that I'm partial to but aren't requirements I like bigger girls that's it And no it's not a case of big girls are easy or some ridiculous shit like that I'm just turned on by them That's all I'm turned on by lots of different female forms that's just one that particularly raises my mast so to speak And before you take the time to read all my hopefully entertaining drivel and then think No I'll pass because X stop Re-think What's the worst that could happen? We email a bit realise it wouldn't work and leave it there No harm done Butwhat if we click a little? And it turns out that it might make a fun night to meet? Well then that's entirely different I also like all kinds of kinks and fetishes but no need to show too much of my hand just yet That can come late so message me? It should be noted I don't mind your age relationship status hair colour or any of that This isn't about ticking off a list of statistics It's about enjoying having fun with someone whether that turns out to be a couple of messages or a whole naked buffet t Share Vote Comment Award I mean I guess the sub is for meeting peoplebut this guy seems to just be next level in trashy and gross Curious if anything transpired from it though Meme

found ON 2019-11-16 11:16:51 BY ME.ME

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