rachel @whxsper That time my mom genuinely believed I was doing every drug at once bc my idiot school misread my drug test 4 Years Ago See Your Memories > Rachel Gelmis September 24 2012 Huntsville Last week I was drug tested at Pinnacle This was the first time I had ever been drug tested andl knew I was clean of course However when the results came back I was told that I had traces of THC cocaine heroin meth benzos and barbiturates in my system I knew that this was not true My mother on the other hand believed it A few hours later the school contacted my mom and told her that they had completely misread the test and I was negative for all of these substances no shit So as an apology I had my dear wonderful mother make me a cake You are forgiven The End Sorry we thought you Meme

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