Heroin, School, and Shit: rachel
 @whxsper
 That time my mom genuinely believed I was
 doing every drug at once bc my idiot school
 misread my drug test

 4 Years Ago
 See Your Memories >
 Rachel Gelmis
 September 24, 2012 Huntsville.
 Last week, I was drug tested at Pinnacle. This was
 the first time I had ever been drug tested, andl
 knew I was clean, of course. However, when the
 results came back, I was told that I had traces of
 THC, cocaine, heroin, meth, benzos, and
 barbiturates in my system. I knew that this was not
 true. My mother, on the other hand, believed it. A
 few hours later, the school contacted my mom and
 told her that they had completely misread the test,
 and I was negative for all of these substances (no
 shit) So, as an apology, I had my dear, wonderful
 mother make me a cake. You are forgiven.
 The End

 Sorry we
 thought you

rachel @whxsper That time my mom genuinely believed I was doing every drug at once bc my idiot school misread my drug test 4 Years Ago See Your Memories > Rachel Gelmis September 24 2012 Huntsville Last week I was drug tested at Pinnacle This was the first time I had ever been drug tested andl knew I was clean of course However when the results came back I was told that I had traces of THC cocaine heroin meth benzos and barbiturates in my system I knew that this was not true My mother on the other hand believed it A few hours later the school contacted my mom and told her that they had completely misread the test and I was negative for all of these substances no shit So as an apology I had my dear wonderful mother make me a cake You are forgiven The End Sorry we thought you Meme

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