reddit-tales What has been your worst nice guy experience? So possibly one of the coolest things I've ever seen I mean you know how you hear the women want him men want to *be* him stuff in old movies? Well I'm a man and by *god* I wanted to be this guy Anyway! I'm having dinner with my girlfriend at the time and behind us are a couple on a not going well Guy was being I rather inappropriate comments the girl doesn't look at all comfortable The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly my guess is she wanted to get it over with Guy proceeds to comment on it and says well least I know you can swallow right? Loudly Girl goes red and tells him that isn't appropriate he literally waves his hand in a shoo type motion and says oh calm down I was going to find out in a few hours anyway I missed her exact re as she moved to a hushed tone but it was fairly obvious what was being said-fuck no fuck off fuck this He responded with sweetheart I picked lost the colour in her face and said nothing No No Fuck no I'm one of those get involved type of people and there is no way I'm sitting here watching this go down I get up I don't know what I'm going to do but I'm 23 fighting fit and happy to put that motherfucker through a wall I may have had a slight temper in my youth But anyway I was halfway out of my chair when a hand came down on my shoulder and I look up to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says Easy I've got this one son Absolute total confidence in his voice so seeing as my current plan amounted to stab him in the neck and I'm already thinking maybe that's not the best idea I sit down He walks over grabs a nearby chair flips it around and sits down with the couple Then he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the table Now the guy doesn't have any colour in his face Cop So I'm quietly celebrating my daughters birthday with my family when I distinctly hear you threaten this young lady would you care to explain yourself? Guy I ah well um you see Cop That's what I thought Now see we take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing so right now I'm deciding if I want to have some of my buddies come pick you up Guy oh no well that Cop But that would disrupt everyone's dinner so how about you hand me your ID me the dn't want yhe staff here and settle your bill the full bill now this young lady shouldn't go hungry on account of your poor behaviour Or we can go with the first option I'll leave it up to you Guy No no! That's perfectly fine! 1*hands over ID gets up and walks very quickly in the direction of the counter Cop while writing down the guys details 1* Sorry about that miss I hope I'm not intruding it just seemed like you could use some help Oh and don't worry if you want to pursue this further I'll have some of the boys pick him up on his way home we can definitely take this further Girl No thank you so much I wanted to run out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here Cop *shifts from hardarse cop to comforting father figure in about half a second* Well I'm here with my daughter she's about your age perhaps you'd like to finish your meal with us? We can run you home afterwards if you'd like unless you'd prefer to call someone else? Girl Oh that would be really nice thankyou so much! *guy returns so does the hardarse cop* Guy Uh so I've paid the bill if I could have back my Cop There you go now I have your details right here so I *highly* recommend you don't go near or contact this young lady ever again Guy Yes yes of course I'm so sorry! The quy pretty much fled the restaurant the qirl went and sat with the cop and his family and by the time we left they were still sitting around talking and laughing about random crap It was hands down the best way I have ever seen anybody handle any situation ever That cop is my hero malicemanaged Dude I hope that man has a great rest of his life Wholesome cop via rwholesomememes httpsifttt2SkCLRT Meme

found @ 28 likes ON 2019-07-16 11:50:16 BY ME.ME