Remember every question is a test so when they say How are you? reply Goal ori tated thank you Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli- gious Studies and say The only thing I wor- ship is productivity 2 thumbs up Show you're good at delegating respon bility by sending someone else to the in terview Employers check Facebook accounts so make sure all your photos show you looking at a spreadsheet and punching the air Always make eye contact and if you have two interviewers train your eyes to work independently like a chameleon Tell them you're not an applicánt you're a appliCAN Lick your finger hold it against buttock Make sizzling noise When asked why you'd be suited to the job pass an ancient scroll along the desk& say It was foretold Stare at them If you're meeting 3 interviewers bring in a 4 finger Kitkat Take charge of di ng Kitkat to emphasise leadership If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs time tip them out of their chair sit on it & say 'Here' Break open a Fanta At the beginning try to make small talk with your interviewer such as lovely day! or you look like my real father When asked to describe yourself in 5 words say Atrocious counting skills Laugh Open packet of Mini Eggs When asked if you found the place OK say I was driven here by cab Normally of course I'm driven by results! 4 winks Know the interviewer's name and use it during the interview If you're not sure what it is call them Jobsy or Jobbo THE META PICTURE awesomesthesia Some Good Job Interview Tips Meme

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