Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for christmas Pic reddit ulizcomp @DrSmashlove So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers “hold updogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time but upon further reflectionDOGS AND COYOTES and dogs and wolves 🐺 MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂 Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler and Mr Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER GET IN THE WHIP B!H” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$ FYI PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE” Smfh Animal kingdom wil af Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies To quote Gucci Manesh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂 Meme

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found @ 9173 likes ON 2018-01-03 07:09:08 BY me.me

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