Ride Menu Choose one or more types of rides you would like today You must be 18 years of age or older and over 4'2 tall The Stand-Up Ride lohn The Lyft Driver I tell you about things I learned in prison and poor life choices I have made Don't put a tattoo of your girlfriend on your butt It rarely works out well The Creepy Ride I don't say anything I just leer at you periodically in the review mirror and lick my lips in an unpleasant malicious or lascivious manner The Therapy Ride Tell me about all your problems and I will pretend to care The Sympathy Ride I tell you about my problems and you pretend to care The Silent Ride The Sado-Masochistic Ride l insult you and your relatives particularly your mother and be as rude as I possibly can to you the whole trip WARNING This ride hegins by me throwing yo out of the car and making you run to catch up The Chill Out Ride out on beautifu qwiet classical music and you arrive at your destunation relaxed refreshed and less likely to complain about the TSA strip search The Gluttony Ride I recommend the best restaurants in town and warn you to stay away from the other oves ayped ones I will join you upon request The Jeopardy Ride I tell you fun facts and trivia about Nashville which will help you win game shows and amaze your friends Hint Ask me about hookers Interesting Lyft ride The sadomasochistic ride is tempting xpost from rmildlyinteresting Meme

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