ROBIN USA ROBIN U a kind of thrush very bouncy * migratory associated with return of spring can Jump very much on ANY worm V V small round and angry * will fight anyone * associated with Christmas * sits in hedges & shouts at people BUZZARD USA * a friendly vulture that comes and gets you when you are dead BUZZARD UK * the normal generic hawk bird * pretty common not distinctive * sits in trees sulking mostly circles overhead and waits for you to be a redtail hawk with no r dead * just a normal vulture pretty much ed tail MAGPIE UK * a Fun and Jaunty Fellow * a kind of crow but sparkly & iridescent * associated with theft collecting shiny things tacky taste MAGPIE AUSTRALIA * a MURDERBID * a kind of shrike aka butcherbird * associated with MURDER and VIOLENCE elodieunderglass sighinastorm burningmanonacid elodieunderglass I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website I’m very proud of the European Robin I think I really captured it ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall i looked and only saw an insect argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct British badger jovial fellow eats toast and jam Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs Agricultural nuisance American badger pallas cat of a wolverine Very defensive Fuck immediately off Bonus African badger Silverback gorilla of mustelids Should be a cryptid Bro don’t even You are nothing to him an extremely good post addition Meme

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