Roses are red baseball uses a bat According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly Its wings are too small to get its fat ittle body off the ground The bee of course fies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible Yellow black Yellow black Yellow black Yello black Ooh black and yellow! Let's shake it up a ittle Barry! Breakfast is readyt Ooming! Hang on a second Hello?-Barry?-Adam?-Oan you believe this is happening?-I can't pick you up Looking sharp Use the stairs Your father paid good money for those Sorry I'm excited Here's the graduate We're very proud of you son A perfect report card all B's Very proud Mal I got a thing going here-You got lint on your fuzz Owl That's me!- Wave to us! We be in row 118000-Byet Barry I told you stop flying in the house!-Hey Adam-Hey Barry-Is that fuzz gel?-Alitle Special day graduation Never thought rd make it Three days grade school three days high school Those were awkward Three days college I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive You did come back different- Hi Bary-Artie growing a mustache Looks good- Hear about Frankie?-Yeah- You going to the funeral? No m not going Everybody knows sting someone you die Don't waste it on a squirrel Such a hothead I guess he could have just gotten out of the way I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day That's why we dont need vacations Boy quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances Wel Adam today we are men- We are!- Bee-men Ament Hallelujah! Students faculty distinguished bees please welcome Dean Buzzwell Welcome New Hive Oity graduating class of 915 That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation Heads upt Here we go Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times- Wonder what il be like?-A itle scary Welcome to Hone a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group This is it Wow Wow We know that you as a bee have worked your whole lde to get to the point where you can work for your whole life Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as Honey!-That girl was hot She's my cousint-She is?-Yes we're all cousins Right You're right-At Honex we constanty striv improve every aspect of bee existence These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology-What do you think he makes?-Not enough Here we have our latest advancement the Krelman- What does that do?- Oatches that tle strand of honey that hangs after you pour Saves us millions Oan anyone work on the Kreiman? Of course Most bee jobs are small ones But bees know that every small job if it's done well means a lot But choose carefully because you'l stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life The same job the rest of your life? I didn think he makes?-Not enough Here we have our latestad on the Kreiman? Of course Most bee jobs are small ones know that Whars the d know that What's the difference? Youll be happy to know that bees as a species havent had one day off in 27 million years So you'll just work us to death? Wel sure try Wow! That blew my mind! What's the difference? How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choid to have to make Im relieved Now we only have to make one decision in life But Adam how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth You ever think maybe things work a little too well here Like what? Give me one example i don't know But you know what I'm talking about Please clear the gate Royal Nectar Force on approach Wait a second Oheck it out - Hey those are Polen Jocks!- Wow ve never seen them this close They know what it's lke outside the hive Yeah but some don't come back - Hey Jocks!-Hi Jocks! You guys did great You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love itt I love it-I wonder where they were -I don't know Their day's not planned Outside the hive flying who knows where doing who knows what You cantjust decid to be a Pollen Jock You have to be bred for that Right Look That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime It's just a status symbol Bees make too much of it Perhaps Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distan Distant Look at these two Oouple of Hive HarrysLers have fun with them It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock Yeah Once a bear pinned me against a mushroomf He had a paw on my throat and with the other he was slapping met-Oh my!-I never thought rd knock hi out What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities I can autograph that A litle gusty out there today wasn't it comrades? Yeah Gusty We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow Six miles huh?-Barryl A puddle jump for us but maybe you're no up for it MaybeI am-You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate What do you think buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be It all depends on what 0900 means Hey Honex! Dad you surprised me You decide what you're interested in?- Well there's a lot of choices-But you get one Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son let me tell you about strring You grab that stick and you just move t around and you stir it around You get yourself into a rhythm It's a beautiful thing You know Dad the more I think about it maybe the hone field just isn't right for me You were thinking of what making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger Janet your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Bary you are so funny sometimes - Fm not trying to be funny You're not funny! You're going into honey Or son the stirrert- You're gonna be a stirrer?- No one's istening to met Wait till you see the sticks I have I could say anything right now I'm gonna get an ant tattool Lets open some honey and celebrate! Maybe l pierce my thorax Shave my antennae Shack up with a grasshopper Get a gold tooth and call everybody dawg1 I'm so proud- We're starting work today!- Today's the day Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone Yeah right Pollen counting stunt bee pouring stirer front desk hair removal-Is it stll available?- Hang on Two left! One of them's your Oongratulations! Step to the side Whatd you get?-Picking crud out Stellarl Wowl Oouple of newbies? Yes sirl Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice You want to go first? - No you go Oh my What's available? Restroom attendant's open not for the reason you think Any chance of getting the Kreiman?-Sure youre on m sory the Krelman just closed out Wax monkey's always open The Krelman opened up again What happened? A bee died Makes an opening See? He's dead Another dead one Deady Deadified Two more dead Dead fro the neck up Dead from the neck down Thars life! Oh this is so hard! Heating cooling stunt bee pourer stirrer humming inspector number seven lint coordinator stripe supervisor mite wrangler Barry what do you think I should Barry? Barry! All right we've got the sunflower pato in quadrant nine What happened to you? Where are you?-I'm going out Out? Out where?-Out there Oh not I have to before I go to work for the rest of my ide You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in If anyone's feeling brave there's a Korean deli on 83 that gets their roses today Hey guys-Look at that -Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it son fight deck's restricted it's OK Lou We're gonna take him up Really? Feeling lucky are you? Sign here here Just initial that- Thank you-OK You got a rain advisory today and a ookies bee law number one absolutely no talkinn t ach your brooms hockey sticks dogs birds bears and bats Alsootacieo up Really? Feeling lucky are you? Sign here hereJust initial thatThek check-Wings check Stinger check Scared out of my shorts check OK ladies let's move it out! Pound those petunias you striped stem-suckers! All of you drain those flowers! Wowl m out! i cant believe I'm out! So blue I feel so fast and freel Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blu Leader We have roses visual Bring it around 30 degrees and hold Roses! 30 degrees roger Bringing it around Stand to the side kid Ir's got a bit of a kick That is one nectar colectort- Ever see pollination up close?-No sir I pick up some pollen here sprinkle it over here Maybe dash over there a pinch on that one See that? It's a lte bit of magic That's amazing Why do we do that? That's polen power More pollen more flowers more nectar more honey for us Oool Im picking up a lot of bright yellow Oould be daisies Don't we need those? Oopy that visua Wait One of these flowers seems to be on the move Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative That was on the line! This is the coolest What is it?I don't know but I'm loving this color It smells good Not like a flower but I like it Yeah fuzzy Ohemical-y Oareful guy ir's a lttle grabby My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain get off there! Problemt- Guys!- This could be bad Affirmative Very close Gonna hurt Mama's ittle boy You are way out of position rookiel Ooming in at you lke a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowersShould we te him?-I think he knows What is this?1 Match point! You can start packing up honey because you're about to eat it Yowserf Gross There's a bee in the cart- Do something-I'm drivingt- Hi bee-He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move If you don't move he wont stin you Freeze! He blinked! Spray him Grannyt What are you doing Wow the tension level out here is unbelievable I gotta get home Oan't fly in rain Oant fy in rain Oani fly in rain Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken could you close the window please? Ken could you close th window please? Oheck out my new resume I made it into a fold-out brochure You see? Folds out Oh no More humans I don't need this What was that? Maybe this time This time This time This time! This time! This Drapes! That is diabolical It's fantastic It's got all my speca rookies bee law number one absolutely no talking to humans! All right launch positions! Buzz buzz buzz buzz! Buzz buzz buzz buzz! Buzz buzz buzz buzz! Black and yellow! Hellof You ready for this hot shot? Yeah Yeah bring it on Wind check-Antennae check -Nectar pack No Do it I cant H something She sa o your special sk ne?is that your statning hoter At first th houldnt talk to the thar? Maybe this tme an Mayday! Mayt ck herel He's goin Relp met I don't think bee is talking to met I just want to say I'm grateful I'l leave now-Wait How did you learm to do that?- Whar? The taiking thing Same way you did I guess Mama Dada honeyYou pick it up- That's very funny-Yeah Bees are funny If we didn't laugh we'd cry with what we have to deal with Anyway Oan Iget you something?-Like what? I dont know I mean I don't know Ooffee? I don't want to put you out It's no trouble It takes two minutes- It's just coffee-I hate to impose Dont be ridiculous!-Actualily I would love a cup Hey you want rum cake? -I shouldn't-Have some No I cant- Oome on! Im trying to lose a couple micrograms- Where?- These stripes don't help You look great I don't know if you know anything about fashion Are you all right? No He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison He finaly gets there He runs up the steps into the church The wedding is on And he says Watemelon? I thought you said Guatemalan Why would I marry a watermelon? Is that a bee joke? Thats the kind of stuff we do Yeah different So what are you gonna do Barry? About work? I dont know I want to do my part for the hive but I can't do it the way they want I know how you feel- You do?- Sure My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor but I wanted to be a florist- Realy?-My only interest is flowers Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan Anyway if you look There's my hive right there See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! Im right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area I lost a toe ring there once-Why do girls put rings on their toes?-Why not?-It's like putting a hat on your knee- Maybe l try that- You all right ma'am?-Oh yeah Fine Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway this has been great Thanks for the coffee Yeah it's no trouble Sorry I couldn't finish it if I did I'd be up the rest of my life Are you? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure Here have a crumb-Thankst - Yeah All right Well then I guess ni see you around Or not OK Barry And thank you so much again for before Oh that? That was nothing Well not nothing but Anyway This can't possibly work He's all set to go We may as well try it OK Dave pull the chute- Sounds amazing- t was amazing It was the scariest happiest moment of my life Humans! i cant believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy They talk crazy They eat crazy giant things They drive crazy Do they try and kill you Bke on TV? way out I don't remember the sun having a big 75 onitI predicted giobal warming I could feel it getting hoter At first I thought it was just me Wat Stop! Beel Stand back These are winter boots Wat Dont kill him You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill mel Why does h brochure My whole face could puff up Make it one of your special skills Knocking someone out is also a special skill Right Bye Vanessa Thanks- Vanessa next week? Yogurt night?- Sure Ken You know whatever You could put carob chips on there Bye Supposed to be les calories Bye I gotta say something She saved my life I gotta say something All right here it goes Nah What would I say?I could really get in trouble It's a bee law You're not supposed to talk to a human I can't believe Im doing this Ive got to Oh I cant do it Oome on! No Yes No Do it I can't How should I start it?You ike jazz? No that's no good Here she comes! Speak you fool! Hil I'm sory-You're talking- Yes I know You're talking! I'm so sory No it's OK Ir's fine I know I'm dreaming But I don't recall going to bed Wel Im sure this is very disconcerting Your parents will kill you!- No no no not a wasp-Spider?-Im not attracted to spiders I know it's the hottest thing with the eight legs and all I cant get by that face So who is she? She's human No no Thatrs a bee law You wouldn't break a bee law Her name's Vanessa Oh boy She's so nice And she's a floristt Oh not You're dating a human florist! We're not dating You're flying outside the hive talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80st One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my ife! And she understands me This is over Eat this This is not over! What was that?- They call ta crumb - t was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat That's what falls off what they eat!- You know what a Oinnabon is?-No Its bread and cinnamon and frosting They heat it up Sit down! really hot- Listen to me! We are not them! We're us There's us and there's them! Yes but who can deny the heart that is yeaming? There's no yeaning Stop yearning Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee my triend Thinking bee!-Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking beef Thinking bee! There he is He's in the pool You know what your problem is Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? Ive got a lot of big life decisions to think about What life? You have no lifet You have no job You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry come out Your father's talking to you Martin would you tak to him? Barry I'm taliing to yout You coming? Got everything? All sed Go ahead Tl catch up Dont be too long Watch this! Vanessa!-We're still here - told you not to yell at him He doesnt respond to yelling!-Then why yell at me?- Because you dont listent I'm not listening to this Sorry I've gotta go- Where are you going?-Im meeting a friendA girt? Is this why you can't decide? Bye I just hope she's Bee-ish They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tounament of Roses that's every florist's dream! Up on a float surrounded by flowers crowds cheering A tournament Do the roses compete in athletic events? No All right I've got one How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster Yeah OK I see I see All right your turn TVo You can just freeze live TV? That's insanet You dont have that? We have Hivo but its a disease Irs a horrible hormible disease Oh my Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks We try not to sting Iit's usually fatal for us So you have to watch your temper Very carefully You kicka wall take a walk write an angry letter and throw it out Work through it like any emotion Anger jealousy lust Oh my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah- What is wrong with you? it's a bug He's not bothering anybody Get out of here you creepl What was that? A Pic N Save circular? Yeah it was How did you know? it felt like about 10 pages Seventy-five is pretty much our limit You've really got that down to a science-I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue-ril bet What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee Golden Bliossom Ray Liotta Private Select?- Is he that actor?-I never heard of him-Why is this here?- For people We eat it You dont have enough food of your own?-Well yes- How do you get it?- Bees make it-I know who makes it And its hard to make it There's heating cooling stimring You need a whole Krelman thing!-It's organic- t's our-ganic! It's just honey Barry Just what?! Bees dont know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes schools hospitals! This is all we have! And itrs on sale?1 Im getting to the bottom of this I'm getting to the botom of all of this! Hey Hector- You almost done?-Almost He is here I sense it Well I guess nl go home now and just leave this nice honey out with no one around Youre busted box boy I knew I heard something So you can talk! I can talk And now youll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuf? Who's your supplier?i don't understand I thought we were friends The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You sir have crossed the wrong sword! You sir will be lunch for my iguana Ignaciol Where is the honey coming from? Tel me where! Honey Farms! it comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces they never knew what hit them And now theyre on the road to nowhere! Just keep stil What? You're not dead? Do i look dead? They wil wipe anything that moves Where you headed? To Honey Farms I am onto something huge here I'm going to Alaska Moose blood crazy stuff Blows your head off Im going to Tacoma -And you?- He really is dead All right Uh-oht- What is that?!-Oh not-Awipert Triple biade!- Triple blade? Jump on! Ir's your only chance bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington I'm Oarl Kasell But don't kill no more bugs!-Beet- Moose blood guy!!- You hear something? Like what? Like tiny screaming Tun off the radio Whassup bee boy? Hey Blood Just a row of honey jars as far as the eye could see Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where theyre getting it I mean that honey's ours Bees hang tight- We're all jammed in It's a close community Not us man We on our own Every mosquito on his own- What if you get in trouble?- You a mosquito you in trouble Nobody likes us They just smack See a mosquito smack smack! At least you're out in the world You must meet girls Mosquito girls try to trade up get with a moth dragonfly Mosquito gir dont want no mosquito You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the buildingt So long beet- Hey guyst-Mooseblood I knew rd catch y'all down here Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars slap a label on it and it's pretty much pure profit What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead They are pinheads! Pinhead Oheck out the new smoker Oh sweet That's the one you want The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety pufts a minute semi-automatic Twice the nicotine all the tar A couple breaths of this knocks them right out They make the honey and we make the money They make the honey and we make the money? Oh my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah It doesn't last too long Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here We had no choice This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh nol There's hundreds of them! Bee honey Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done!I intend to do something Oh Barry stop Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory These are obviously doctored photos How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans What?- Taking to humans?1 He has a human girtfriend And they make out Make out? Barry! We do not- You wish you could- Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio Those crazy legs We live on two cups a year They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts In the face! The eye! - That would hurt- No Up the nose? That's a killer There's only one place you can sting the humans one place where it matters Hive at Five the hive's only full-hour action news source No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk Weather with Storm Stinger Sports with Buzz Larvi And Jeanette Ohung- Good evening Im Bob Bumble-And m Jeanette Ohung A tri-county bee Barry Benson intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey packaging it and profoing from it egaly! Tomorrow night on Bee Lary King we'll have three former queens here in our studio discussing their new book Olassy Ladies out this week on Hexagon Tonight we're talking to Bary Benson Did you ever think Tm a kid from the hive I cant do this? Bees have never been afraid to change the world What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where m from we'd never sue humans We were thinking of stickball or candy stores How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case which wil be the trial of the bee century You know they have a Lary King in the human world too It's a common name Next week He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots Next week Glasses quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em Bear Week next week! They're scary hairy and here live Always leans forward pointy shoulders squinty eyes very Jewish In tennis you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother Ken She's 81 Honey her h 4fiar2 Yooe thing You beehave been at this for hours! Yes and Adam here has been a huge help-Frosting-How many sugars? Just one r to sue the human race for stealing our honey packaging it and profiting from it Begally! Tomorrow night on Bee Lary King wehave three former ueens term R Why does he talk again? Listen you better go cause we're really busy working But it's our yogurt night Bye-bye Why is yogurt night so difficuit? You poor thing You two have been at this for hours! Yes and Adam here has been a huge help- Frosting-How many sugars? Just one Ity not to use the competition So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities And it takes my mind off the shop Instead of flowers people are giving balloon bouquets now Those are great if you're three And artificial flowers Oh those just get me psychotic!-Yeah me too humans they won't be able to say Honey Im home without paying a royalily! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where the world andiously waits because for the first time in history we will hear for ourselves ifa honeybee can actually speak What have we gotlen into here Barry? its prety big isn't ?I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the baricade - Whaf's the matter?-I dont know I just got a chil Wel if it isnt the bee team You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding All right Oase number 4475 Superior Oourt of New York Barry Bee Benson v the Honey Industry is now in session Mr Montgomery you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege Mr Benson you're representing all the bees of the world? m kidding Yes Your Honor we're ready to proceed Mr Montgomery your opening statement please Ladies and gentiemen of the jury my grandmother was a simple woman Born on a farm she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr Benson imagines just think of what would it mean I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know he could be on steroids! Mr Benson? Ladies and gentlemen there's no trickery here Im just an ordinary bee Honey's pretty important tor me It's important to all bees We invented it We make it And we protect it with our lives Unfortunately there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! rm hoping that ater this is all over youl see how by taking our honey you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time So nice! Oall your first witness So Mr Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms big company you have I supp0se so I see you also own Honeyburton and Honront Yes they provide beekeepers for our farms Beekeeper I find that to be a very disturbing term I dont imagine you employ any bee-free-ers do you?- No-1 couldn't hear you-No- No Because you dont free bees You keep bees Not only that it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey They're very lovable creatures Yogi Bear Fozzie Bear Build-A-Bear You mean ike this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room? Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pilliows! OK that's enough Take him away So Mr Sting thank you for being here Your name intrigues me- Where have I heard it before?-I was with a band called The Police But you've never been a police officer have you? No I havent No you havent And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name Oh piease Have you ever been stung Mr Sting? Because I'm feeling a ittle stung Sting Or should I say Mr Gordon M Sumnert That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr Liotta first belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005 Thank you Thank you I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow I enjoy what I do Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny helpless bees so you dont Liotta please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that I think the jury's on our side Are we doing everything right legally? Im a forist Right Well here's to a great team fo a great team! Well hello Kent-Hello I didn't think you were coming No Iwas just late I tried to call but the battery I didn't want all this to go to waste so I called Barry Luckily he was free Oh that was lucky There's a litse left I could heat it up Yeah heat it up sure whatever So I hear you're quite a tennis player I'm not much for the game myself The bal's a itte grabby That's where I usually sit Right there Ken Barry was looking at your resume and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill You think I don't see what you're doing? i know how hard it is to find the rightjob We have that in common Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment but we do jobs like taking the crud out That's just what I was thinking about doing Ken I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz I hope that was all right I'm going to drain the old stinger Yeah you do that Look at that You know Ive just about had it with your ittle mind games-Whatrs that?-Italian Vogue Mamma mia that's a lot of pages A lot of ads Remember what Van said why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny I just can't seem to recal that I think something stinks in here! I love the smel of flowers How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much Water bugt Not taking sides! Ken I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat This is pathetic! Ive got issuest Well well well a royal flusht-You're bluffing Am 17 Surfs up dude! Poo watert That bowl is gnarly Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a ittle bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee Ive met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about? Are there other bugs in your life? No but there are other things bugging me in life always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me I couldn't overcome it Oh well Are you OK for the trial? I beleve Mr Montgomery is about out of ideas We would like to call Mr Barry Benson Bee to the stand Good ideal You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyersYeah Layton you've gotta weave some magic with this jury or its gonna be all over Don't worry The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees - You got the tweezers?-Are you allergic? Only to losing son what I understand doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?-Yeah but-So those arent your real parents!- Oh Barry-Yes they are! Hoid me back! You're an Begitimate bee aren't you Benson? He's denouncing bees! Dont y'all date your cousins?- Objection!-Im to pincushion this guy! Adam don't irs what he wants! Oh I'm hit! Oh lordy I am hit! Orderl Order The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them ike equals! They're striped savages Sanging's the only thing they know! its their way!-Adam stay with me -I cant feel my legs What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving butocks? I will have order in this court Ordert Order please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T Montgomery- Hey buddy - Hey- Is there much pain?-Yeah I 1 blew the whole case didn't 1? It doesn't matter What matters is you're alive You could have died r'd be better off dead Look at me They got it from the cafeteria downstairs in a tuna sandwich Look there's a ittle celery still on t What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it It was all All adrenaline and then and then ecstasyt All right You think it was all a trap? Of course I'm sorry I flew us right into this What were we thinking? Look at us We're just a couple of bugs in this world What will the humans do to us if they win?i dont know I hear they put the roaches in motels That doesn't sound so bad Adam they check in but they don't check out! Oh my Oould you get a nurse to- close that window?-Why?-The smoke Bees don't smoke Right Bees don't smoke Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking That's it Thats our case! it is? Its not over? Get dressed Ive gotta go somewhere Get back to the court and stall Stall any way you can And assuming you've done step correctly you're ready for the tub Mr Flayman Yes? Yes Your Honort Where is the rest of your team? Well Your Honor it's interesting Bees are trained to fly haphazardly and as a result we don't make very good time I actually heard a fuanny story about Your Honor goinga havent these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compeling evidence to support their charges against my clients who run legitimate businesses I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr Flayman fm afraid m going to have to consider Mr Montgomery's motion But you can't! We have a terrific case Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gunt Hold it Your Honort You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun What is that? It's a bee smoker! What this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly let alone a bee Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked Smoking or non? is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?-What are we gonna do?- He's playing the species card Ladies and gentlemen please free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa we wont I knew you could do it High-five! Sorry Im OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees Now we won't have to work so hard all the time This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature Benson Youll regret this Barry how much honey is out there? All right One at a time Barry who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren and I have no pants- What if Montgomery's right?- What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time 27 million years Oongratulations on your victory What will you demand as a settlement? First we'l demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with every last drop We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a ithy smelly bad-breath stink machine We're all aware of what they do in the woods Wait for my signal Take him out Hel have nauseous for a few hours then he'll be fine And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames But it's just a prance-about stage name!unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack gamishments Oant breathe Bring it in boys! Hold it right there! Good Tap it Mr Buzzwel we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!-Ithink we need to shut down!-Shut down? We've never shut down Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Tun your key sirf What do we do now? Oannonbalt We're shutting honey production! Mission abort Aborting pollination and nectar detail Returning to base Adam you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there Oh yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody?-Are they out celebrating?-They're home They don't know what to do Laying out sleeping in I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket At least we got our honey back Sometimes I think so what if humans- iked our honey? Who wouldnt? it's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it This was my new desk This was my new job I wanted to do it really well And now Now I can't I don't understand why they're not happy I thought their lives would be bettert They're doing nothing Its amazing Honey really changes people You don't have any idea what's going on do you?- What did you want to show me?-This What happened here? That is not the half of it Oh no Oh my They're all wilting Doesn't look very good does it? No And whose faut you think that is? You know Im gonna guess bees Bees? Specificaly me I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things It's noust flowers Fruits vegetables they all need bees Thatfs our whole SAT test right there Take away produce that affects the entire animal kingdom And then of cours The human species? So if there's no more pollination it could all just go south here couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault How about a suicide pact? How do we do it?- n sting you you step on me - Thatust kills you twice Right right Listen Barry sorry but i gotta get going I had to open my mouth and talk Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tounament of Roses parade in Pasadena They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying It's the last chance ni ever have to see it Vanessa I just wanna say I'm sory I never meant it to turn out like this I know Me neither Tournament of Roses Roses cant do sports Wait a minute Roses Roses? Roses! Vanessal Roses?1 Bary?Roses are flowers!-Yes they are Flowers bees pollent I know Thars why this is the last parade Maybe not Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry OK I made a huge mistake This is a total disaster all my fault Yes it kind of is I've ruined the planet i wanted to help you with the flower shop I've made it worse Actually it's completely closed down I thought maybe you were remodeling But I have another idea and it's greater than my previous ideas combined I don't want to hear it! All right they have the roses the roses have the pollen I know every bee plant and flower bud in this park All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got Bees-Park- Pollent- Flowers Repolinationt-Across the nation! Tournament of Roses Pasadena Oalifornia Theyve got nothing but flowers floats and cotton candy Security will be tight I have an idea Vanessa Bloome FTD Oficial floral business It's real Sory ma'am Nice brooch Thank you It was a gift Once inside we just pick the right float How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess and you could be the pea! Yes I got it-Where should I sit?-What are suspicion Once at the airport there's no stopping us Stop! Security- You and your insect pack your float?-Yes Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes?-Remove your stinger-It's part of me I know Just having some fun Enjoy your flight Then if we're lucky we have just enough pollen to do the job Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work It's got to work Attention passengers this is Oaptain Scott We have a bit of bad weather in New York it looks ke we'll experience a couple hours delay Barry these are cut fowers with no water Theyl never make it I gotta get up there and talk to them Be careful Oan I get help with the Sky Mal magazine? I'd like to order the taking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer Oaptain Im in a real situation -Whard you say Hal?-Nothing Beef Don't freak outt My entire species What are you doing?-Wait a minute! Im an attorney!- Who's an atorney? Don't move Oh Barry Good afernoon passengers This is your captain Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster a toupee a ide raft exploded One's bald one's in a boat they're both unconscious!- Is that another bee joke?-Nof No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower Flight 356 Whar's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome m a forist from New York Where's the pilot? He's unconscious and so is the coplot Not good Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact there is- Who's that?-Barry Benson From the honey trial?! Oh great Vanessa this is nothing more than a big metal bee It's got giant wings huge engines I can't fly a plane- Why not? Isnt John Travolta a pilot?- Yes How hard could it be? Wait Barry We're headed into some ightning This is Bob Bumble We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport where a suspenseful scene is developing Barry Benson tresh from his legal victory Thar's Barrytis attempting to land a plane loaded with people fowers and an incapacitated fight crew Flowers?1 We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience Just a minute There's a bee on that plane I'm quite familiar with Mr Benson and his no-account compadres They've done enough damage But isn't he your only hope? Technically a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all Their wings are too small Havent we heard this a milion times? The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense- Get this on the airt- Got it- Stand by- We're going live The way we work may be a mystery to you Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs But let me tell you about a small job if you do it well it makes a big difference More than we realizéd To us to everyone That's why I want to get bees back to working together That's the bee way! We're not made of Jel-O We get behind a fellow-Black and yellow!-Hello! Left right down hover- Hover?- Forget hover This isn't so hard Beep-beept Beep-beepl Barry what happened?1 Wait I think we were on autopilot the whole time- That may have been helping me And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane Al of you let's get behind this fellow! Move it out Move out Our only chance is if I do what r'd do you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone I'm panicking! I cant do this! Vanessa pull yourself together You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it You snap- They do get behind a fellow-Black and yellow - Hello All right let's drop this tin can on the blacktop Where? I can't see anything Oan you? No nothing It's all eloudy Oome on You got to think bee Barry-Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute I think m feeling something- What?-I dont know It's strong puling me Like a 27-million-year-old instinct Bring the nose down Thinking beel Thinking bee! Thinking bee!- What in the world is on the tarmac?- Get some lights on that Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinking beef- Vanessa aim for the flower -OK Out the engines We're going in on bee power Ready boys? Affirmativet Good Good Easy now That's it Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around!-Not that flower! The other one!- Which one?-That flower -I'm aiming at the fower That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pul forward Nose down Tail up Rotate around it This is insane Barry!- This's the only way I know how to fy Am I koo-koo-kachoo or is this plane flying in an insect-ike pattern? giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower That was genius!- Thank you- But we're not done yet Listen everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth That means this is our last chance We're the only ones who make honey pollinate flowers and dress like this If we're gonna survive as a species this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain Hold on Barry Here You've earned this Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit All 1 gotta do are the sleeves Oh yeah That's our Barry Mom! The bees are back If anybody needs to make a call now's the time I got a feeling wel be working late tonight! Here's your change Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved Don't forget these Milk cream cheese its all me And I don't see a nickell Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meatt i had no idea Barry I'm sorry Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you Sorry I'm late He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite All I needed was a briefcase Have a great afternoon! Barry I just got this huge tulip order and I can't get them anywhere No problem Vannie Just leave it to me You're a idesaver Bary Oan I help who's next? All right scramble jockst it's time to fly Thank you Bary! That bee is living my ldel Let it go Kenny- When will this nightmare end?1-Let it all go-Beautful day to fly -Sure is Between you and me I was dying to get out of that office You have got to start thinking bee my friend Thinking beel-Me? Hold it Lef's just stop for a second Hold it Im sory I'm sory everyone Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major ide decision during a production numbert All right Take ten everybody Wrap it up guysI had virtually no rehearsal for that When you read the whole thing but figure out that you can understand it from the title Meme

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