roses are red planes travel at speed BANNED FROM CHINESE Sport BUFFET FOR SHITTING IN THE SEAWEED SUNDAY EXCLUSIVE SICKENER shat in b restaurant Gran 52 had drunk TWO bottles of vodka GRAN Janice O'Dowd has been banned from an all-you-can-eat Chinese for CRAPPING in a tray of crispy seaweed Onlookers gasped and some vomited when the drunken 52-vear-old climbed onto a chair pulied down her tights splattered her mess onto T ER By NICK APPLEYARD ncksundaysportco drink They started it Sue Harris was at the buffet with her family o celebrate her 40th birthday and witnessed ODowd's dirty demonstration first hand She said was stood next to the woman when she grabbed a chair and climbed onto it ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET £899 and savoury treat The disgusting apparently in protest at being asked te tonv atte she put a eigarette out in gesture wras Amusement eh wasdrunk and Dowdwh wa at the north Manchester restaurant for herdaughter swigging from a vodka bottle Steph's hen party had been drinking and I thought at finst she was all day before the incident at 10pm last Saturday When Sunday Spart approached ruddy-faced ODowd at her home in Oldham Gtr Manchester ahe told our a shit on the buff nand yes I did man Ye 'd necked two bottles of ing vodka so what do you cing expect? They shouldn't have told me to leave ever seen in 40 years of catering for just for putting a tab out in some c s pisshead Brits just mooning her backside for the amusement of her friends ut theen ahe atrained and a mass of loose stool gushed onte the crisy seaweed She was cackling at someone about a cigarette I was physically sick on the spot The restaurant's owner Raymond Ng 60 says it was the worst thing he's He recalled We had to elose for the night and refund everyone apart from the disgusting group of pissed woenen They were swearing moking vomiting and in one dirty bastard's case shitting PLOP SUEY Eaterle where dirty protest took place would have called the police but I employ illegal immigrants so I thought best not Er don't print that will you? When nature calls Meme

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