Charlie, Creepy, and Driving: SAM BROWNBACK (R)
 PAUL DAVIS (D)
 KANSAS
 GOVERNOR
 VS.
 PRO: Has not yet destroyed Kansas
 CON: Won't get the chance to
 PRO: Clean driving record
 CON: Worst thing to happen to Kansas
 since the Dust Bowl

 MARK UDALL (D)
 CORY GARDNER (R)
 COLORADO
 U.S. SENATE
 VS.
 PRO: Name sounds like a teen pop star
 CON: 13-year-old girls can't vote
 PRO: Name frequently coupled with
 "U-Haul" in rap lyrics
 CON: Only owns hiking boots

 MARK BEGICH (D)
 DAN SULLIVAN (R)
 DEM
 *ALASKA*
 U.S. SENATE
 VS.
 PRO: Snowmobiles
 CON: For local political reasons, has to
 PRO: Is not a Palin
 CON: Heart frozen in childhood
 slap Obama every time they meet
 accident by sister Princess Elsa

 MARY LANDRIEU (D)
 BILL CASSIDY (R)
 LOUISIANA
 U.S. SENATE
 VS.
 PRO: Pro-Kegstands
 CON: Checks ID First
 PRO: Sweeter than mama's gumbo
 CON: Slipperier than a 3-day-old crawdad

 RICK SCOTT (R)
 CHARLIE CRIST (D)
 ★ FLORIDA ★
 GOVERNOR
 VS.
 PRO: Has never committed genocide
 CON: That's the only pro we could think of
 PRO: Only the second-creepiest
 candidate in FL governor's race
 CON: Still pretty creepy
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Democalypse 2014: The Toss-Ups