Ash
Ash
Bad
Bad
Chill
Chill
dude
dude
God
God
head
head
Hello
Hello
Journey
Journey
movies
movies
nasty
nasty
Sneakers
Sneakers
Ugly
Ugly
Lost
Lost
Best
Best
Black
Black
Break
Break
Chocolate
Chocolate
Death
Death
Free
Free
Good
Good
Heroes
Heroes
Purple
Purple
Quest
Quest
Text
Text
Time
Time
Voice
Voice
World
World
Pull Out
Pull Out
Ancient
Ancient
Old
Old
Powerful
Powerful
Sick
Sick
Strong
Strong
Desperation
Desperation
Living
Living
Look Around You
Look Around You
Sept
Sept
Running
Running
Nice
Nice
Annoyed
Annoyed
Back
Back
Been
Been
brand new
brand new
crawl
crawl
creature
creature
the creatures
the creatures
idea
idea
legend
legend
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her
creatures
creatures
brand
brand
sat
sat
eye
eye
forest
forest
wizard
wizard
rest
rest
warlock
warlock
realm
realm
deep
deep
the creature
the creature
traveller
traveller
glass
glass
wanted
wanted
light
light
cookie
cookie
push
push
boulder
boulder
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him
language
language
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can
pet
pet
one
one
spiral
spiral
down
down
ashes
ashes
heels
heels
weapon
weapon
bug
bug
wind
wind
open
open
safe
safe
guide
guide
cola
cola
fast
fast
stomach
stomach
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why
socket
socket
flame
flame
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she
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think
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sacrifice
own
own
woman
woman
them
them
all
all
face
face
the world
the world
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remember
make
make
moment
moment
new
new
you
you
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yard
door
door
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necromancer
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inside
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now
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haunted
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note
the orb
the orb
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what
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graveyard
balance
balance
spiral staircase
spiral staircase
for
for
question
question
block
block
the shadows
the shadows
orb
orb
stranger
stranger
chin
chin
your own
your own
black robe
black robe
dual
dual
interference
interference
hold
hold
use
use
enter
enter
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used
look
look
using
using
read
read
alter
alter
this
this
the room
the room
get
get
lies
lies
moving
moving
famous
famous
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like
feel
feel
everywhere
everywhere
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greatest
guy
guy
people
people
eat
eat
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what do
quick
quick
well
well
find
find
suddenly
suddenly
find a
find a
damn
damn
room
room
different
different
escape
escape
hand
hand
just
just
enough
enough
then
then
hit
hit
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possible
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jump
together
together
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broken
entrance
entrance
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are you
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puke
teleport
teleport
coming
coming
soft
soft
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eating
those
those
slight
slight
pile
pile
away
away
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usual
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seen
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thank
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myself
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distracted
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tearing
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investigate
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seems
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are you ready
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i can
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well deserved
stench
stench
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damn it
comforting
comforting
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deserved
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god damn
figure out
figure out
digging
digging
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i would
fortune cookie
fortune cookie
nowhere
nowhere
adorn
adorn
puddle
puddle
there
there
wield
wield
floating
floating
sometime
sometime
too
too
further
further
gust
gust
welcome
 welcome
something
 something
see
 see
hands
 hands
need
 need
ready
 ready
left
 left
said
 said
ago
 ago
anymore
 anymore
around
 around
years
 years
in the world
 in the world
two
 two
copy
 copy
hear
 hear
dont
 dont
robe
 robe
moves
 moves
walls
 walls
shoot
 shoot
grave
 grave
large
 large
spell
 spell
fortune
 fortune
petting
 petting
mountain
 mountain
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 not nice
crumbling
 crumbling
hit me up
 hit me up
dual wield
 dual wield
deep inside
 deep inside
outnumbered
 outnumbered
on the floor
 on the floor
floating orb
 floating orb
purple light
 purple light
hands together
 hands together
a long time
a long time
out
out
over
over
attack
attack
fries
fries
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You Ready
Oooh
Oooh
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Sick As
God Damn It
God Damn It
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Reveal
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Chew
Bottom
Bottom
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It Flies
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And
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Flying
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I Am
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Shadows
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The Greatest
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Cant
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Searching
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Long Time
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Try
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Flies Away
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At This Moment
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Barely
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Blocking
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Bad Idea
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Taste
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I Need
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Long
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Value
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Past
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Your
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Profile
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Would You
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Look Around
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Starts
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Statue
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Has Been
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Slipping
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Pull
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Rub
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Knocked
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Very
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Start
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Looks
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Quickly
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Request
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Hits
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Behind
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Floor
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Keep
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Centuries
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Pieces
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Crypt
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Jun
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Scimitar
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Theres
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Yourself
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Direction
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My Own
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Journey Begins
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A Bad
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A Long
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A Statue
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Eat The Cookie
Eat The
Eat The
Eye Socket
Eye Socket
Familiars
Familiars
Hello Stranger
Hello Stranger
Hello Traveller
Hello Traveller
Hit The
Hit The
Hits The
Hits The
I Enter The
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I Enter
I Enter
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I Read
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If I
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In Your Head
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Into
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Of Death
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Out Of
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Reaches
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To Do
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Defend
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Damaging
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Facing
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Fast Moving
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Front Door
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Go In
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Have To
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In Front
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Just As
Manuscript
Manuscript
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Of Value
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Onto
Recover
Recover
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Rested
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Sild
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Slowly
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The Bug
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The Left
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The Usual
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To Be
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Together With
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Would
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Your Hand
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Back To
Me
Me
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Think That
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Do I
Do I
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Was A
Further Away
Further Away
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You Have
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My
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Stomach Sick
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Loses
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Get Distracted
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You Feel
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You Get
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Makes
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Like To
22
22
Turning Into
Turning Into
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She Was
His Hands
His Hands
I Wanted
I Wanted
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Years Ago
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Fills
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I Use
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Turns
Under
Under
At
At
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Ignores
Safe Now
Safe Now
Robes
Robes
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Out My
Why Would
Why Would
Said She
Said She
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Entering
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Some Of
Unravel
Unravel
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As Possible
Hold My
Hold My
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Grave Yard
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Fires
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Strong Enough
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Can Hear
Statue Of
Statue Of
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If He
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How To Say
Coming Out
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Going Fast
mouthful
 mouthful
wear
 wear
in the world
 in the world
no
 no
momentous
momentous
support
support

Sat Jun 22 1836 Hello traveller I am your guide Are you ready to begin your quest? Hello stranger what do I need to do to complete your request You have to recover a long time lost manuscript held by a famous necromancer Your journey begins in a forest The left of you is a mountain with a large boulder blocking it's entrance in front of you is an ancient graveyard Some of the greatest heroes of the realm rest there I would like to investigate the grave- yard of it looks chill or haunted Not strong enough to push that boulder As you enter the graveyard you notice old tombstones crumbling scribed in language too ancient to be known by any living creature While searching around you find a crypt the front door has been knocked open you can hear a soft gust of wind coming from inside I copy the ancient text best as possible I use 'produce flame' when I enter the crypt As you go in the light from your spell fills the room you notice the coffins that adorn the walls and a spiral staircase that leads further down at the bottom of it lies a large room broken pillars and a statue of Sild the Warlock A very powerful wizard from centuries past Further away with barely any light around it you see a creature in a black robe facing away as it ignores you on purpouse There's a corpse on an alter in front of it and it's hands deep inside it As I enter the room I go excuuuuuse me but it's not nice to sacrifice people en hold my flame ready to attack if he would attack me The creature in black turns annoyed by your interference you see a beetle crawl out of it's eye socket it's deformed face makes your stomach sick as you think that eating all those fries before entering a graveyard was a bad idea A purple light starts forming as he moves his hands together With a quick look around you notice a large floating orb 3 meters above the creature's head You remember the old legend of Sild's orb which he used teleport anywhere in the world Nasty! God damn it those fries! I shoot my flame to the orb so the bug guy can't escape And pull out my scimitar ready to attack As your flame hits the orb shatters into what seems to be glass spikes flying everywhere further damaging the room Some hit the creature tearing his black robes just to reveal pieces of rotting flesh The stench of death takes over the room you can't hold those fries anymore as you make an effort to not puke onto your brand new heels -and you hear your own voice in your head WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO A GRAVEYARD USING HEELS WOMAN ? As you get distracted the creature fires his spell you quickly block it with your scimitar but it flies away from your hand You are disarmed and the creature starts running in your direction I DON'T I WANTED SOMETHING DIFFERENT THEN THE USUAL SNEAKERS as I replied to my own question I take them of hold them as a weapon ready to defend myself against the ugly bug dude And try to figure out if I can back to my scimitar As you dual-wield your brand new puke-free heels you notice a two fast moving shadows moving behind the creature Desperation starts to hit as you are outnumbered and your scimitar is nowhere to be seen suddenly the shadows jump onto the creatures head and start attacking him IT'S YOUR FAMILIARS your thank yourself for installing that catdoor years ago The creature loses balance just as it reaches you slipping and faceplanting your puddle fries and cola that rested on the floor You plunge it's head with both heels It explodes and the creature slowly starts turning into ashes You give a well deserved pet to them The comforting purring sounds fills the room you feel safe now One of your familiars starts digging into the ash pile as he found something of value there IT'S A FORTUNE COOKIE! I go like Oooh cookie! I break it open and eat the cookie while I read And also keep petting them like a good rub under the chin You slowly chew the cookie the slight chocolate taste is well welcome at this moment unravel the note and it says hit me up for fries & movies sometime Sept Her profile said she was into RPGs Meme

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