Saw the vet today. He said I should stop eating my delicious cardboard scratcher, then he called me “unruly.” F that guy. Mom said I cost as much as a 2008 Honda Civic, but I’m aiming for Tesla status. I can’t wait to get home & scream at my girlfriend next door.
found @ 31 likes ON 2020-06-03 08:57:20 BY ME.ME