It is genuinely scary when I realize I am not scared at all by Jimmy Kimmel running for POTUS.
I’m gonna need to hear his foreign policy before I make any kind of serious commitment.
He shall convince Kim Jong Un to be peaceful by sending him lots and lots of free pizza.
Why has no one ever fucking thought of PUTTING A FUNNY SMART GUY IN THE WHITE HOUSE?!
CAN YOU IMAGINE IT!!! Literally a shit load of work would get down and he would still have time to just crack jokes.
He wouldn’t have to run, WE COULD CARRY HIM.
realistically, Franken is probably that guy.
^^^ True but may I nominate Stephen Colbert?
concept: Franken/Colbert 2020
found @ 33 likes ON 2019-03-08 20:21:05 BY ME.ME