Shells&Emotions @anna bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 51316 144 AM 986 RETWEETS 1759 LIKES since1938 My man Jesus goddessolga What story is that? ffermented-salmonella Matthew 189 livebloggingmydescentintomadness And if your eye causes you to sin gouge it out and throw it away beachfox Jesus how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?! Hmmm tough call bro Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have to see all those bodies anymore? wut What? Shouldn't you tell them to stop dressing like that or something? Don't see why It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog Gotta fix that problem yourself buddy Go on blind yourself Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they're wearing keab42 Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus spyderqueen Jesus Well that sounds like a YOU problem Cool story bro now go chop some lumber Meme

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