Shells&Emotions @anna_bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 51316 144 AM 986 RETWEETS 1759 LIKES corporationsarepeople dinosaurrainbowstarfish beachfox livebloggingmydescentintomadness ffermented-salmonella goddessolga since1938 My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 189 “And if your eye causes you to sin gouge it out and throw it away” “Jesus how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!” “Hmmm tough call bro Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?” “wut” “What?” “Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?” “Don’t see why It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog Gotta fix that problem yourself buddy Go on blind yourself” “Uh…” “Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing” He goes on for like several examples too “How can I avoid like an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?” “Cut it off” “wut” “Cut it off Your hand If it’s a problem stop having a hand” “wut” “What” “Did I fucking stutter?” Meme

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