sherlck wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs feathery-soul also wear shoes that aren't your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything agnosticwitch what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the- perfect-crime?? vincisomething vimbia Wear a wig Contact lenses Change your accent Change Hand when writing Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa Contour the hell outta your face shop-blvck-nostalgia Get your car interior thoroughly washed then purposely dirty it up again youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people post it on social media that u went to the shovw caribe-hippie Y'all suspect af dookiediamonds *adds 363462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with james-zachariah-carstairs Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash Or for those of you who've read Roald Dahl's Lamb to the Slaughter feed the murder weapon to the police How to pull commit a crime Meme

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