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sidelong-citizen preciousorgel Follow Originally Posted 2017-01-22 122pm print Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO! Cards Against Humanity the #1 best-selling party game is hiring a new CEO! Let's face it we have no idea what we're doing This year we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny It's been a great run but now it's time for real adult Ieadership We are secking a highly qualificd exccutive to run our company who meets the following requirements Strong public speaking skills Steady disposition remains cool under pressure Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition Experience hunting terrorist masterminds Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 572% or higher Passed comprehensive healthcare reform Natural born citizen of the United States Proficient in Microsoft Word Excel and PowerPoint The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply What's In It for You? If you are the right candidate we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary Benefits include Healthdentalvision insurance while available - Gencrous vacation time -A new computer Pre-tax transit benefit -Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds Paid relocation to Chicago is available Also you can be our new Dad if you want optional but strongly preferred About the Company Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago IL with about 30 employees We run a coworking space for independent artists a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields a political action committee an intemational shipping company a private island and a castle in Ireland We've also raised nearly $5 million for our nonprofit partners the Wikimedia Foundation the Sunlight Foundation Electronic Frontier Foundation and DonorsChooseorg where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms across the United States Interested? If you meet our qualifications please email mail@cardsagainsthumanitycom post id 5970647019 email to friendbesof grumpyhop cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im See its easy to find a job! - most adults Meme

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