Barbie
Barbie
Complex
Complex
Empire
Empire
family
family
Fashion
Fashion
Girls
Girls
jealous
jealous
Ken
Ken
Laundry
Laundry
Parents
Parents
Singing
Singing
Girl
Girl
Hair
Hair
House
House
Purple
Purple
Toys
Toys
Women
Women
Wife
Wife
Hilarious
Hilarious
Marketable
Marketable
Old
Old
Spicy
Spicy
Hell
Hell
Living
Living
Thought
Thought
Back
Back
how
how
got
got
underworld
underworld
her
her
yes
yes
bratz
bratz
song
song
once
once
plastic
plastic
source
source
can
can
one
one
down
down
pit
pit
play
play
name
name
she
she
them
them
inter
inter
make
make
thing
thing
you
you
barbie girl
barbie girl
town
town
commercial
commercial
what
what
notes
notes
the tortured
the tortured
creating
creating
order
order
for
for
plot
plot
social
social
split
split
sadistic
sadistic
residents
residents
shake
shake
this
this
get
get
really
really
like
like
dead
dead
always
always
how do you make
how do you make
do you
do you
room
room
different
different
drop
drop
just
just
then
then
finally
finally
intricate
intricate
wait
wait
dramatic
dramatic
commercials
commercials
dressing
dressing
i thought
i thought
saying
saying
whenever
whenever
played
played
i would
i would
quasi
quasi
their
their
freak
freak
there
there
hamper
hamper
twists
twists
dislike
 dislike
no
 no
called
 called
hands
 hands
understand
 understand
year
 year
anyway
 anyway
dont
 dont
dolls
 dolls
again
 again
scars
 scars
ex wife
 ex wife
barbies
 barbies
split up
 split up
pretending
 pretending
living room
 living room
just saying
 just saying
tortured souls
 tortured souls
over
over
Off
Off
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Emotional
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Little
Stairs
Stairs
And
And
I Am
I Am
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When
When
That
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The
From
From
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Your
Its
Its
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Few
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Kind Of
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The Impression
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Brushing
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Ex
Little Girls
Little Girls
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Was
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With
Cause
Cause
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In A
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Have
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Stories
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Which
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Has
Has
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The Living Room
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The Dead
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Moments
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Marriages
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Souls
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Conflicts
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Freaked
Hands On
Hands On
Tortured
Tortured
Carry
Carry
Impression
Impression
Confuses
Confuses
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It Was
A Few
A Few
Grubby
Grubby
Normalcy
Normalcy
7 Year Old
7 Year Old
And Over
And Over
And What
And What
Carry Her
Carry Her
Going In
Going In
In There
In There
Into
Into
Is Not
Is Not
Jealous Ex Wife
Jealous Ex Wife
Jealous Ex
Jealous Ex
Jealously
Jealously
Ken Dolls
Ken Dolls
Killed
Killed
Make It
Make It
Me When
Me When
Plastic Women
Plastic Women
Plasticity
Plasticity
Announce
Announce
Kennings
Kennings
Complexness
Complexness
Dominating
Dominating
Expansive
Expansive
Fashionability
Fashionability
Fashionableness
Fashionableness
Go In
Go In
Hampered
Hampered
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Interment
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Interred
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Interring
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Near
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Nearing
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Nearly
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Nearness
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Over And Over
Over And Over Again
Over And Over Again
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Pitting
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Plastically
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Plasticate
Plasticism
Plasticism
Plasticize
Plasticize
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Plasticizer
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Play With
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Shaked
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Shakingly
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Splitted
Splitting
Splitting
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The Pits
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To Be
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Town House
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Town House
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The Pits
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Splitting
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Splitted
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Shakingly
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Shaked
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Play With
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Plasticizer
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Plasticize
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Plasticism
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Plasticate
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Plastically
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Pitting
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Over And Over Again
Over And Over
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Go In
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Fashionableness
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Fashionability
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Expansive
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Dominating
Complexness
Complexness
Kennings
Kennings
Announce
Announce
Plasticity
Plasticity
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Plastic Women
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Me When
Make It
Make It
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Killed
Ken Dolls
Ken Dolls
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Jealously
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Jealous Ex
Jealous Ex Wife
Jealous Ex Wife
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Is Not
Into
Into
In There
In There
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Going In
Carry Her
Carry Her
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And What
And Over
And Over
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7 Year Old
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Normalcy
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Grubby
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A Few
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Confuses
Impression
Impression
Carry
Carry
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Tortured
Hands On
Hands On
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Freaked
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Conflicts
Souls
Souls
Marriages
Marriages
Moments
Moments
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The Dead
The Living Room
The Living Room
Has
Has
Between
Between
About
About
Which
Which
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You Make
Do You Make
Do You Make
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Pretending To Be
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How Do You
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How Do
When I
When I
Had
Had
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Stories
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Have
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In A
Cause
Cause
With
With
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Was
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Tossed
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Little Girls
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Ex
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While
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Brushing
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The Impression
I Had
I Had
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Kind Of
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Few
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How Girls
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Kind
Many
Many
Its
Its
Your
Your
Died
Died
From
From
The
The
But How
But How
Not
Not
But
But
That
That
When
When
I Am A
I Am A
I Am
I Am
And
And
Stairs
Stairs
Little
Little
Emotional
Emotional
Off
Off
over
over
tortured souls
 tortured souls
just saying
 just saying
living room
 living room
pretending
 pretending
split up
 split up
barbies
 barbies
ex wife
 ex wife
scars
 scars
again
 again
dolls
 dolls
dont
 dont
anyway
 anyway
year
 year
understand
 understand
hands
 hands
called
 called
no
 no
dislike
 dislike
twists
twists
hamper
hamper
there
there
freak
freak
their
their
quasi
quasi
i would
i would
played
played
whenever
whenever
saying
saying
i thought
i thought
dressing
dressing
commercials
commercials
dramatic
dramatic
wait
wait
intricate
intricate
finally
finally
then
then
just
just
drop
drop
different
different
room
room
do you
do you
how do you make
how do you make
always
always
dead
dead
like
like
really
really
get
get
this
this
shake
shake
residents
residents
sadistic
sadistic
split
split
social
social
plot
plot
for
for
order
order
creating
creating
the tortured
the tortured
notes
notes
what
what
commercial
commercial
town
town
barbie girl
barbie girl
you
you
thing
thing
make
make
inter
inter
them
them
she
she
name
name
play
play
pit
pit
down
down
one
one
can
can
source
source
plastic
plastic
once
once
song
song
bratz
bratz
yes
yes
her
her
underworld
underworld
got
got
how
how
Back
Back
Thought
Thought
Living
Living
Hell
Hell
Spicy
Spicy
Old
Old
Marketable
Marketable
Hilarious
Hilarious
Wife
Wife
Women
Women
Toys
Toys
Purple
Purple
House
House
Hair
Hair
Girl
Girl
Singing
Singing
Parents
Parents
Laundry
Laundry
Ken
Ken
jealous
jealous
Girls
Girls
Fashion
Fashion
family
family
Empire
Empire
Complex
Complex
Barbie
Barbie

silverbellsolicitor It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4 kerryrenaissance Yes but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't freak parents and caregivers o ut? quasi-normalcy l've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys mappysnappy When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit which was a purple bratz laundry hamper So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song The dead pit song was just saying The dead pit over and over again in different tones Anyway once I finally reached the pit l would announce name has died And drop her in I would wait a few moments Then I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld I thought it was hilarious Source duplexity 126102 notes I am a barbie girl in a barbie hell Meme

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