Alive, Drunk, and Dude: @SimpnMild
 Drunk guy: wtf happened last night
 Friend:you don't wanna know
 Drunk guy: just tell me
 Friend: you swam across the fuckin
 Hoover dam
 Barstool Sports @barstoolsports
 Drunk dude becomes the first person to ever
 swim across the Hoover Dam and make it
 out alive

jertaro: killer-tharja: