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Lost
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Grandpa
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Mean
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Peru
Peru
Rush
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name
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day
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door
story
story
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odd
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ship
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ran
what
what
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quarter
born
born
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notes
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lady
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hills
tone
tone
millionaires
millionaires
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finnish
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zig zag
comrade
comrade
noise
noise
road
road
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this
get
get
done
done
like
like
right
right
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people
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well
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find
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such
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yellow
truck
truck
just
just
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whatever
what happened
what happened
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then
scruff
scruff
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outside
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eventually
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sweetheart
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retriever
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their
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 almost
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 dont
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 kill
catch
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 lines
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 trucker
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 dumbass
get back
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 peruvian
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 naturally
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 i knew it
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 completely
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 stupid ass
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mean grandpa
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out
out
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lake
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Grandmas
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Little Asshole
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Get Back Here
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lake
lake
missing
missing
out
out
mean grandpa
 mean grandpa
At the door
 At the door
stupid ass
 stupid ass
completely
 completely
must have
 must have
i knew it
 i knew it
naturally
 naturally
peruvian
 peruvian
get back
 get back
dumbass
 dumbass
trucker
 trucker
lines
 lines
catch
 catch
kill
 kill
dont
 dont
sea
 sea
like that
 like that
lives
 lives
anyway
 anyway
place
 place
want
 want
left
 left
come
 come
something
 something
called
 called
traditional
 traditional
almost
 almost
catch up
catch up
there
there
tan lines
tan lines
were
were
affection
affection
domesticated
domesticated
essentially
essentially
neck
neck
ordinary
ordinary
yall
yall
usually
usually
nowhere
nowhere
nobody
nobody
ill
ill
loves
loves
ever
ever
their
their
particular
particular
literally
literally
stupid
stupid
loose
loose
freaking
freaking
right-on
right-on
i did
i did
neighbour
neighbour
i tried
i tried
i got
i got
as well
as well
noticed
noticed
helping
helping
retriever
retriever
knew
knew
away
away
in particular
in particular
useless
useless
went
went
happened
happened
and then
and then
drifting
drifting
sweetheart
sweetheart
empty
empty
tried
tried
eventually
eventually
outside
outside
enthusiastic
enthusiastic
because
because
scruff
scruff
then
then
what happened
what happened
whatever
whatever
embarrassed
embarrassed
just
just
truck
truck
yellow
yellow
such
such
find
find
well
well
people
people
right
right
like
like
done
done
get
get
this
this
the dog
the dog
road
road
noise
noise
comrade
comrade
zig zag
zig zag
finnish
finnish
millionaires
millionaires
tone
tone
hills
hills
the house
the house
calling
calling
machine
machine
still
still
lady
lady
notes
notes
trucking
trucking
the corner
the corner
born
born
quarter
quarter
what
what
ran
ran
neighbours
neighbours
the time
the time
ship
ship
odd
odd
story
story
door
door
gossip
gossip
call
call
you
you
thing
thing
they
they
wild ones
wild ones
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tan
first
first
them
them
did
did
own
own
she
she
will
will
lock
lock
day
day
beyond
beyond
name
name
knowing
knowing
set
set
driver
driver
sauna
sauna
fur
fur
down
down
one
one
bastard
bastard
doors
doors
gone
gone
who
who
white noise
white noise
once
once
speed
speed
random
random
looking
looking
car
car
eye
eye
Dog
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gun
gun
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her
got
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how
how
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Responsibility
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On the Road
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Never
Machine Gun
Machine Gun
Wild
Wild
White
White
Trees
Trees
Time
Time
Rush
Rush
Peru
Peru
Mean
Mean
House
House
Home
Home
Golden Retriever
Golden Retriever
Free
Free
Express
Express
Animal
Animal
Grandpa
Grandpa
Lost
Lost
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Life
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Bad
ass
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siniristiriita siniristiriita Have l ever told y'all the story of how my grandma's aquaintance almost got our dog killed? I'll start this story by specifying something The peruvian hairless dog can't be trained They are barely domesticated The difference between the wild ones running the hills in Peru and having one in your home is whether they're ok to be in your house Essentially you own a wild animal who loves you and will only express their affection in ways that they want Anyway we were at grandma's place I mean grandpa built the place and he still lives there as well but referring to it as such is traditional at the sauna down by the lake not millionaires just finnish I was helping grandma with something when an older lady l'd never met showed up chattering away like a machine gun of gossip Grandma met her halfway in return having never been one to be silent when other people were up to something Knowing literally nobody who was being discussed I zoned out and manually did the chore we had sent out to do Once she left and we got back to the house we noticed that the dog who would have been enthusiastic at the door was completely missing The yellow bastard about a quarter of peruvian hairless are still born with fur of a completely random colour and this sweetheart in particular had been born the tone of a golden retriever was nowhere in sight So naturally I went outside calling her name I knew it was essentially useless she wouldn't fucking come when called but it was the least that I could do Then I saw something odd at the corner of my eye On the road passing grandma's there was a truck passing by beyond the trees drifting as slowly as a ship on the sea As they usually rush by with the speed of an ordinary car I knew something was up I ran past the neighbour's fields and to the road and there she was that little asshole running zig-zag in front of a fucking truck obviously having the time of her life I tried to call her to me but being a wild fucking dog who can't and won't be trained any friendly and gentle wording of get back here you dumbass fucking bitch was just white noise to her The truck inched ever onwards the driver obviously annoyed but unwilling to kill a stupid-ass dog or her newly found painstaking handler Eventually I did catch her by the scruff of her neck we don't keep collars on the dogs because the hairless bois get tan lines from them and dragged her off the fucking road and the trucker was free to speed off and catch up whatever trucking time he had lost due to Dumbass McQueen running zig-zag on the road When I got her back to the house she somehow picked up that being picked up and carried like that meant she had done a Bad Thing and was looking embarrassed me and grandma had a talk and concluded that the neighbour must have gone to the house at first opened the front door people don't freaking lock their doors out here?? let the dog out by accident and walked right on in to find the house empty other than the escaped dog and concluded that we must be down at the sauna And then conveniently never mentioning the dog she set loose To this day neither the dog or grandma's comrade take any fraction of responsibility to what happened 24 notes long the tale of the lost dog Meme

found ON 2019-05-11 09:27:39 BY ME.ME

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