Memes, New York, and News: Sir Michael
 @Michael1979
 Received some very disappointing
 news today
 UINNE
 TM
 RECOR
 Guinness World Records
 45 W 45th St,
 New York
 NY 10036
 Dear Michael,
 Thank you for your letter of January 7th 2019. We are always eager to hear of
 new world record attempts. Unfortunately, however, your claim to have
 memorized pi to two decimal places falls some distance short of the current
 record and we will not be sending a member of our Records Management
 Team to evaluate it. Furthermore, pi is not equal to 3.11 so this error would
 automatically invalidate your record attempt regardless
 Regards
It happens to the best of us

It happens to the best of us