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Alive
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Bad
Chelsea
Chelsea
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Christmas
club
club
Dad
Dad
Football
Football
Funny
Funny
God
God
iphone
iphone
Parents
Parents
pop
pop
School
School
Twitter
Twitter
weird
weird
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Awkward
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Flower
Flowers
Flowers
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Quite
Time
Time
Train
Train
World
World
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Wife
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I Came
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Jumped
Never
Never
Nice
Nice
Apology
Apology
hidden
hidden
how
how
graves
graves
her
her
yes
yes
private
private
next
next
wanted
wanted
who
who
buried
buried
marry me
marry me
him
him
one
one
friend
friend
man
man
name
name
day
day
why
why
she
she
think
think
did
did
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woman
them
them
the world
the world
solid
solid
they
they
door
door
story
story
now
now
show
show
village
village
still
still
for
for
cemetery
cemetery
dads
dads
still alive
still alive
pop up
pop up
morbid
morbid
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how i met
this
this
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of course
really
really
couple
couple
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i know
sweet
sweet
joke
joke
like
like
oh god
oh god
feel
feel
making
making
guy
guy
always
always
likes
likes
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i know it
funnier
funnier
drawing
drawing
thanks
thanks
classic
classic
whatever
whatever
then
then
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because
end
end
bought
bought
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worry
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marry
went
went
came
came
drove
drove
my wife
my wife
myself
myself
anyone
anyone
leaving
leaving
appeared
appeared
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she said
heartwarming
heartwarming
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funny story
played
played
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she said yes
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i did
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except
same
same
maybe
maybe
their
their
ever
ever
terrible
terrible
aunt
aunt
were
were
there
there
too
too
through
through
no
 no
night
 night
something
 something
better
 better
know
 know
left
 left
place
 place
later
 later
drink
 drink
said
 said
years
 years
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 seconds
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 ten
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 dont
close
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grave
 grave
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 again
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 feel like
apologies
 apologies
i did this
 i did this
ten seconds
 ten seconds
christmas night
 christmas night
bunch of flowers
 bunch of flowers
at-a-time
at-a-time
out
out
tunnel
tunnel
christmas-day
christmas-day
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Behind Me
No One Ever
No One Ever
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I Found Him
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Thats Weird
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Little
Leave
Leave
And
And
A Lot
A Lot
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For Her
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Yes It Is
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That
Grandparents
Grandparents
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Where
Where
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Chelsea Flower Show
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Took
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A Woman
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A Funny
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No One
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Theres
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Lot
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Between
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Only
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Had
Had
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The Guy
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Going
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Sounds
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In A
Took
Took
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Found
Mum
Mum
Chelsea Flower Show
Chelsea Flower Show
Half
Half
With
With
Was
Was
Bunch
Bunch
Thats
Thats
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Behind
Met
Met
OK
OK
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Felt
After
After
Start
Start
Didnt
Didnt
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Florist
A Little
A Little
Front
Front
Weeks
Weeks
Every
Every
Died
Died
The
The
Dont Worry
Dont Worry
Where
Where
But
But
Grandparents
Grandparents
That
That
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Yes It Is
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For Her
A Lot
A Lot
And
And
Leave
Leave
Little
Little
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Thats Weird
I Found Him
I Found Him
No One Ever
No One Ever
Behind Me
Behind Me
christmas-day
christmas-day
tunnel
tunnel
out
out
at-a-time
at-a-time
bunch of flowers
 bunch of flowers
christmas night
 christmas night
ten seconds
 ten seconds
i did this
 i did this
apologies
 apologies
feel like
 feel like
small
 small
again
 again
grave
 grave
close
 close
dont
 dont
gets
 gets
two
 two
ten
 ten
seconds
 seconds
years
 years
said
 said
drink
 drink
later
 later
place
 place
left
 left
know
 know
better
 better
something
 something
night
 night
no
 no
through
through
too
too
there
there
were
were
aunt
aunt
terrible
terrible
ever
ever
their
their
maybe
maybe
same
same
except
except
i did
i did
she said yes
she said yes
played
played
funny story
funny story
heartwarming
heartwarming
she said
she said
appeared
appeared
leaving
leaving
anyone
anyone
myself
myself
my wife
my wife
drove
drove
came
came
went
went
marry
marry
worry
worry
bought
bought
end
end
because
because
then
then
whatever
whatever
classic
classic
thanks
thanks
drawing
drawing
funnier
funnier
i know it
i know it
likes
likes
always
always
guy
guy
making
making
feel
feel
oh god
oh god
like
like
joke
joke
sweet
sweet
i know
i know
couple
couple
really
really
of course
of course
this
this
how i met
how i met
morbid
morbid
pop up
pop up
still alive
still alive
dads
dads
cemetery
cemetery
for
for
still
still
village
village
show
show
now
now
story
story
door
door
they
they
solid
solid
the world
the world
them
them
woman
woman
did
did
think
think
she
she
why
why
day
day
name
name
man
man
friend
friend
one
one
him
him
marry me
marry me
buried
buried
who
who
wanted
wanted
next
next
private
private
yes
yes
her
her
graves
graves
how
how
hidden
hidden
Apology
Apology
Nice
Nice
Never
Never
Jumped
Jumped
I Came
I Came
Wife
Wife
World
World
Train
Train
Time
Time
Quite
Quite
Flowers
Flowers
Flower
Flower
Awkward
Awkward
weird
weird
Twitter
Twitter
School
School
pop
pop
Parents
Parents
iphone
iphone
God
God
Funny
Funny
Football
Football
Dad
Dad
club
club
Christmas
Christmas
Chelsea
Chelsea
Bad
Bad
Alive
Alive

sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died Classic start to a funny story He was buried in a small village in Sussex I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot I still do DON'T WORRY IT GETS FUNNIER 1152 09062019 Twitter for iPhone 175K Retweets 392K Likes sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h Replying to @sixthformpoet I always took flowers and my mum visited a lot and she always took flowers and my grandparents were still alive then and they always took flowers My dad's grave frequently resembled a solid third place at the Chelsea Flower Show 35K 25 t2179 sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h Nice but I felt bad for the guy buried next to my dad He NEVER had flowers Died on Christmas Day aged 37 no one left him flowers and now there's a pop-up florist in the grave next door So I started buying him flowers I STARTED BUYING FLOWERS FOR A DECEASED MAN I'D NEVER MET 397K 28 t2264 sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h I did this for quite some time but I never mentioned it to anyone It was a little private joke with myself I was making the world a better place one bunch of flowers at a time I know it sounds weird but I came to think of him as a friend 13 362K t2020 sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h I wondered if there was a hidden connection between us something secretly drawing me to him Maybe we went to the same school played for the same football club or whatever So I googled his name and ten seconds later I found him 12 32K t1950 sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h His wife didn't leave him flowers BECAUSE HE'D MURDERED HER ON CHRISTMAS DAY After he murdered his wife he murdered her parents too And after that he jumped in front of the only train going through Balcombe tunnel that Christmas night sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h THAT was why no one ever left him flowers No one except me of course I left him flowers I left him flowers every couple of weeks Every couple of weeks FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS 13 12208 43K sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h I felt terrible for his wife and her parents Now I wasn't going to leave them flowers every couple of weeks for two and a half years but I did feel like I owed them some sort of apology t1974 339K sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h I found out where they were buried bought flowers and drove to the cemetery As I was standing at their graves mumbling apologies appeared behind me She wanted to know who I was and why l was leaving flowers for her aunt and grandparents AWKWARD a woman 26 22259 423K sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h I explained and she said ok that's weird but quite sweet I said thanks yes it is a bit weird and oh god I ASKED HER OUT FOR A DRINK Incredibly she said yes Two years later she said yes again whenI asked her to marry me because that is how I met my wife END 4039 167K 310K Morbid but heartwarming Meme

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